Did y'all watch Glee this week--the part where the AV Club president girl sneezes on Principal Figgins, and you see the sneeze in slo-mo?
Well, that sort of happened to me today.
Twice.
First, I had just bent over to point to something in a student's book, and he went "coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough" on me. I am not kidding.
Then later, there was a kid who normally is a sweetheart. He came in to do research with this look on his face, sat down and would not do a single thing. I asked what was wrong, but he wouldn't talk to me. I cajoled him into doing a little, and when he came in later to check out a book, I leaned in close and whispered, "so, what was the deal with social studies class? What was wrong?" And he replied, "well, I have a REALLY sore throat and I feel terrible."
*headdesk*
Also, this today:
child: *sits and stares at questions he's supposed to be answering*
me: Ok, time to get to work!
child: *rolls eyes* I'm using my prior knowledge!
Allllllllso, these are pretty hilarious for library school humor:
Library School: Hurts So Good and
Library School: Get Swingin' Happy Thanksgiving, all! I'm off to make pies!