Can anybody find meeeeeee somebody toooo loooooveee..
I do the stupidest, weirdest shit when I'm drunk. I call Friday's and write waiter Rob notes and get phone calls from people the next morning that wake me up and say they're Dean when they're actually Eric and eat buffalo wings without picking them apart and steal vans and play bartender in the back of vans that I steal and end up in Hollywood and end up back home again and get pissed about soft tacos and easily take tequila shots out of Diet Coke bottles and try to get my 15 year old drunk and kiss brothers and pinky swears and preciousness and whispering to Russells and strawberry shortcakes and Dos Vientos parks and Brandon's mom and being Alex, no Tiffany, no Alex, no Tiffany, Alex.. And wow just way too much funny stuffs. Yeehaw. My Kyle is adorable. And I'm sick with a slight fever and a cough and sore throat and dizziness and yeah.. woo!