If I were a...

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If I were a month I would be: Febraury

If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday

If I were a time of day I would be: night

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune

If I were a sea animal I would be: dolphin

If I were a direction I would be: east

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a recliner

If I were a historical figure I would be: Harriet Beecher Stowe

If I were a liquid I would be: V8 juice

If I were a stone, I would be: sapphire

If I were a tree, I would be: weeping willow

If I were a bird, I would be: hummingbird

If I were a tool, I would be: hammer

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: white rose

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny and warm

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: guitar

If I were an animal, I would be: kitten

If I were a color, I would be: red

If I were an emotion, I would be: confused

If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot

If I were a sound, I would be: rain hitting a window

If I were an element, I would be: fire

If I were a car, I would be: beat up old chevy

If I were a song, I would be: New Found Glory - "Ballad for the Lost Romantics"

If I were a poem, I would be: The Road Less Travelled by Robert Frost (not sure if thats the real name)

If I were a food, I would be: my mom's mashed potatoes

If I were a place, I would be: Australia

If I were a material, I would be: cotton

If I were a taste, I would be: bitter

If I were a scent, I would be: the smell of the ocean

If I were a religion, I would be: Christian

If I were a word, I would be: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

If I were an object, I would be: pen

If I were a body part I would be: eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be: smile

If I were a subject in school I would be: baseball history

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Bugs Bunny

If I were a shape I would be a: heart

If I were a number I would be: 13