That awkward moment when you scour the internet for an episode of himym and its on cbs.com

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I missed HIMYM last night! I'm going to watch it now; however I already know the basics of the plot because I have no self control and spoilers are so damn tempting.

v There's no reason to read all that, it's a vaguely coherent jumble of feelings

• Robin's kids are very goodlooking. Like Ted's kids
• Lame joke
• LOL GET IT GUYS THE GUY GETS HIT CAUSE HE CALLED THE WOMAN FAT. EL OH EL
• "it's a point of pride with me" lol Robin
• Okay so that faint was pretty great, props to Sumlders. "I'm gonna be  a daddy!" lol Neil's so adorable 
• commercial time. 
• my shoulder hurts
• I like barney's tie
• ... is barney srs right now?
• "sorry kids" lol
• "Hey guys, guess what a-this is!" 
• OH OH OH I KNOW.
• That, sir, is one big-ass sock
• Clint sounds like such a douche
• oh himym you get so good and then you say something sexist as shit. fuuuuu
• Marshall you're so adorable 
• I had to look up Manheim Steamroller :P
• Barney is so cute so cute so cute <3
• AHHH THIS ROBIN NARRATION IS SOME CRAZY SHIT
• my otp is dancing synchronizedly around a doctor's office. You know you're jealous right now. (of course, it's cause they're not pregnant, but meh)
• lol this kid is the corniest thing. Scott I don't trust you
• Mr. E you're so adorable
• not being pregnant is pretty great ngl
• oh
• wow
• okay
• abrupt mood  change is abrupt
• commercials commercials commercials 
• Lily's such an adorable crier :P 
• okay, so Marshall saying "what was the date, duration and intensity of your last period " and then putting his head in his hand NEEEDS to be a gif
• I like how the show just pretty much admitted these characters only have 4 friends
• Pole vaulter?
• Awww. they're such good friends
• hey, i'm pretty tall *pauses and googles* I COULDN'T FIND ANY INFORMATION, NOW WHAT DO I DO. CAN I BE A POLE VAULTER OR NOT?
• Jackass? THAT, young man, was not nice.
• oh, damn
• i like barney's tie in this scene too
• "aww, damnit, that thing's cute as crap." ily Robin. That kid was mad cute
• ohmygod so many cute babies. 
• meet a nice guy, get married, vault some poles- needs to be an animated icon
• Ted, YOU'RE ohcanadorable
• which also needs to be on an icon
• Marshall, no. Kick that kid out right now. 
• oh my God Ted's gonna be a detective now <3
• lol he's right for once
• Barney's laugh was epic
• this punk is getting PAID? 
• oh honey no
• "I know it's not Canada but it starts with C and it's cold as balls." So many wonderful  quotes tonight
• "i'm union, bitch" awww i need a friend like ted
• oh DAMN
• that was a mindfuck
• i knew it was coming, and it was still a mindfuck
• oh my Gooooooddddddddd
• Teddy bear i love you so much. 
• That's so awesome 
• AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW <3
• Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
• That was SO cute
• I liked this episode :)