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Does anyone know where I can get bath soaps and scented candles.. and stuff.

Oh, yeah! In other news, I moved in with Sasuke in the lower level. Don't worry! I don't think he'll kill me or anything. I'll kick his ass if he tries!

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[starving_tongue]

HE LET YOU MOVE IN WITHOUT CONSULTING ME FIRST?!

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Yeah! ...Why?

[starving_tongue]

Well, dearie, because Sasucutie and I live together!

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Oooh!!!

Well, my name is Uzumaki Naruto! And, uh, I'm Sasuke's best friend... and he let me stay with him.

And uh, is that okay with you? I PROMISE TO LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT DOWN AFTER I'M DONE PEEING.

[starving_tongue]

...You... you what? Oh dear, not another vulgar one! Ah... if darling trusts you... I, er... I suppose I'll put up with you trust you, too. Urgh... just don't make me regret it, sweetie. ^^; I mean that. Do not. Make me. Regret it. ♥ Or else.

Call me Miss Millenia~

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I won't! I'll be on my best behaviour, lady! I mean, Miss Millenia!

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[private to Miss Millenia]

By the way, I have a nearly-dead grown man with me! Hehehe, and he's.. going to be stayingwithus. BUT SASUKE AGREED TO LET HIM STAY AND YOU SAID I CAN STAY TOO SO NOW YOU CAN'T SAY NO!

...

Please?

PRIVATE

[starving_tongue]

...You're dragging a corpse into my house!? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FLOORS?! THEY WILL STAIN! ;_; Heaven's, what are you children coming to these days?

NO, ABSOLUTELY NO DEAD, DYING, OR ANYWHERE IN BETWEEN THE TWO. YOU BRING IT INTO MY HOUSEHOLD AND IT'S BOOT FODDER, GOT IT?

Whoever the fellow is, unless he's handsome, he can sleep outside with the rats.

PRIVATE

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What?! What! No! I cleaned him up first and he's not dead. He's just injured, and needs somewhere to rest!

GROSS, KAKASHI-SENSEI IS NOT HANDSOME! He's old. Probably like, twenty or thirty or something! And he wears a mask, anyway. I bet he has blubber lips!

((ooc: ...Mil can be the new Tsunade ;D for Naruto))

PRIVATE

[starving_tongue]

WELL THEN. HE CAN SLEEP OUTSIDE. I MEAN IT, NARUTO, SWEETIE~! ♥

[ooc; ...She has the boobs for it. But her temper is far worse. ^_^;]

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[shouldve_didnt]

[OOC; Looks like he needs unmasking, hahaha~]

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[starving_tongue]

[ooc; Ah, but all that white hair~! Good heavens... Millie will still think he's old. And those sagging eyes... oh deeaaaar.]

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[shouldve_didnt]

[OOC; LOL! He's gotta open them first, and then she'll see how bad they're sagging~ I wouldn't blame her first assumptions, and Naruto doesn't help anything. xP~]

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[starving_tongue]

[ooc; Since when does Naruto ever help anything? XD]

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[shouldve_didnt]

[OOC; Point taken~ I'm just waiting for Naruto to get them kicked out before they could even come in~ XDDDD]

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[starving_tongue]

[ooc; Technically Millie doesn't have the right to do that since, er, it's Sasuke's house and she moved in with him. XD But she's not about to admit that. She'll try to kick them out!]

PRIVATE

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WAIT! WAIT! FOR SOME REASON GIRLS THINKS HE'S ...HANDSOME! I JUST DON'T! LOOK AT HIM BEFORE YOU KICK HIM OUT!

((ooc: omg rofl. Something tells me he's going to piss her off so much XD AHAHAHA))