I didn't, but it could have been fun!

[chebonne]

So yesterday morning, Ryan twittered Pete in regards to Pete's userpic -- you know the one, with the unfortunate goatee -- and I thought it was kind of hilarious:

@petewentz What the hell is on your face? I go to Africa for one second and the next this happens.

I can't have been the only one who wanted to answer him, "It's called a facial hair faux pas, often associated with pornostache, see also: Iero, Frank and Smith, Spencer."