Oh. My. God.
So a friend of Bee's hit her up with some truly atrocious badfic, and she was kind enough to share. Or rather, for the past day or two she has been mangling my brain with the most depressing MCR badfic I've ever heard of. Not even so bad it came around on the other side and ended up funny. Just. Bad.
However. 65 parts of that utter hell later, she got around to this precious little gem called
My Immortal on the Pit of Voles. And it's. I have no words. I laughed until I cried. Her author's notes are fucking hilarious, okay? Her profile on ff.net is AWESOME.
Aly hates it -- says I have to pay her therapy bill, but Bee and I love it to the depths of our twisted little souls. It is the most amazing thing you will ever read. The end.