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HAY GUYZ I'M IN EUROPE! WTFFFF!
i'm having a fuckin great time. i'm with my family and friends at this insanely kickass house. i love these people, they're awesome. we all just sang happy birthday to Diana's (a 5-year-old little girl) hamster. random as fuck, but it was a great laugh. and Paula made drinks for everyone. i had 3. so i'm pretty chillen.
by the way, i decided to be completely weed-free for the 3 weeks i'm here, to get my tolerance down. so on the 12-hour flight here, i downed my entire bottle of MARINOL (AKA PILLS OF PURE SYNTHETIC THC). here's a pic of my bottle if you fucks doubt me. i have. NEVER. been SO blown. in my entire life. i was hitting on this MILF sitting in my row for like 10 mins, then got 2 stewardesses flirting with me for like 20, until the pilot himself had to come and yell at them to get back to work. he said that they had to attend to the passengers, but that i could come up to the cockpit if i was that bored. that was fucking kickass. me, the pilot, copilot, and this CUTIE flight attendant chick all took shots of tequila! SHOTS! of TEQUILA! WHILE FLYING A PLANE AHAHAHAH! i even got to sit in the pilot's seat for a bit (and was about to attempt a barrel roll until i stopped myself. yes, i was THAT blown.) the copilot even gave me a small bottle of vodka to keep. i went and shared with a few cuties ;]. god dammit i'm too generous.
fuck. more stories (and pics) to come later. peace out, kids!
i'm having a fuckin great time. i'm with my family and friends at this insanely kickass house. i love these people, they're awesome. we all just sang happy birthday to Diana's (a 5-year-old little girl) hamster. random as fuck, but it was a great laugh. and Paula made drinks for everyone. i had 3. so i'm pretty chillen.
by the way, i decided to be completely weed-free for the 3 weeks i'm here, to get my tolerance down. so on the 12-hour flight here, i downed my entire bottle of MARINOL (AKA PILLS OF PURE SYNTHETIC THC). here's a pic of my bottle if you fucks doubt me. i have. NEVER. been SO blown. in my entire life. i was hitting on this MILF sitting in my row for like 10 mins, then got 2 stewardesses flirting with me for like 20, until the pilot himself had to come and yell at them to get back to work. he said that they had to attend to the passengers, but that i could come up to the cockpit if i was that bored. that was fucking kickass. me, the pilot, copilot, and this CUTIE flight attendant chick all took shots of tequila! SHOTS! of TEQUILA! WHILE FLYING A PLANE AHAHAHAH! i even got to sit in the pilot's seat for a bit (and was about to attempt a barrel roll until i stopped myself. yes, i was THAT blown.) the copilot even gave me a small bottle of vodka to keep. i went and shared with a few cuties ;]. god dammit i'm too generous.
fuck. more stories (and pics) to come later. peace out, kids!