1. I am the coolest person in existence. 2. My **** is longer than yours, or so I heard. (I of course meant my hair.) 3. STDs. Eww.... 4. Shortcuts, always. Through the dark and forbidding gloom. Or maybe I just mean those little gravel paths on Riverside. 5. A life. I'm so damned busy that I have no social life. Fuckin' school. 6. Interesting. Hmm. Probably my penis. Yeah....Definitely my penis. 7. Procrastinate. Always and forever. 8. 3-somes are a lot of fun. 9. My **** is bigger than yours, or so I heard. 10. I am the Anti-Christ. It's so funny cause actually I'm God. Hehe. Irony no? 11. Backflip tail-whip over the spine. Oh wait....I can't do that..... 12. Not at all actually. 13. Ice Cream. 14. This guy I know from O'rielly's Auto Parts is gonna help me with the rack and pinion on my Pontiac for really frikkin cheap. Right now that's at the top of my list. 15. Some tricks at the skatepark. Tabletop and 360 anyone? 16. Who the hell knows? It doesn't happen often so it's hard to remember. 17. Always. 18. Not really. I don't look that bad but I have massive nipples. It's kinda funny lookin'. 19. I've never been drunk to the point of doing something embarrasing. I just hold my liquor well. 20. Sure, why not. But I prolly won't.
2. My **** is longer than yours, or so I heard. (I of course meant my hair.)
3. STDs. Eww....
4. Shortcuts, always. Through the dark and forbidding gloom. Or maybe I just mean those little gravel paths on Riverside.
5. A life. I'm so damned busy that I have no social life. Fuckin' school.
6. Interesting. Hmm. Probably my penis. Yeah....Definitely my penis.
7. Procrastinate. Always and forever.
8. 3-somes are a lot of fun.
9. My **** is bigger than yours, or so I heard.
10. I am the Anti-Christ. It's so funny cause actually I'm God. Hehe. Irony no?
11. Backflip tail-whip over the spine. Oh wait....I can't do that.....
12. Not at all actually.
13. Ice Cream.
14. This guy I know from O'rielly's Auto Parts is gonna help me with the rack and pinion on my Pontiac for really frikkin cheap. Right now that's at the top of my list.
15. Some tricks at the skatepark. Tabletop and 360 anyone?
16. Who the hell knows? It doesn't happen often so it's hard to remember.
17. Always.
18. Not really. I don't look that bad but I have massive nipples. It's kinda funny lookin'.
19. I've never been drunk to the point of doing something embarrasing. I just hold my liquor well.
20. Sure, why not. But I prolly won't.
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