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last friday we didn't leave until 11:00 so victor's dance party got rolled already. me, lexi, and tom got sparks at the liquor store around the corner from xta;'s house while we were waiting for her and we met a black guy named "Pretty Tony" haha he gave us a porno video that had clothes hanger clamps on some chick's pussy lips haha WHAT!?! he told me he wanted to be my dog and i should put a collar on him and walk him around. then he shook his ass to destiny's child. then he said "PUT IT IN MY FACE!!!" and the black crosseyed guy took a picture for us.
eww...
then we went to victor's house anyways to see where the after party was but the pigs were still in front so we went to jack in the box and ate in a gas station. puffer fish squeaky toy named flounder. called everyone. no one was doing anything wonderful. so we went to tom's and his friends came over. drank. danced. they kept sayin i looked and acted just like their friend Maddy??? it was annoying. tom has a bar with every kinda booze/beer known to man! even moonshine!!! his cousin has 5 drawers FULLLL of amazing CD's and boxes of vinyl. crystal got really drunk. lexi told me to "move my feathers" and we both started cracking up and fell on the floor. erik came for like 10 minutes but he had gotten a ticket and he was having a bad day so he left. me and xtal crashed on the couch. we woke up crazy hungover and babbling. sumo wrestler on the light switch. tom put his pants in the dryer to warm them up before he put them on and i was like "why dont YOU just climb in the dryer too!!?" and he tried...ass first...and got stuck. haha oh my.
SPECIAL OLYMPICS BREAK DANCING CONTEST!!!!!!
im super rad...
so are lexi and tom haha
and xtal as DEVO
oh my...
oven mitt lovebirds
he makes me wanna yoddle
eww haha starving japanese children!
josh has a rubberband ball??? uhhhh....
we had quite a variety of alcohol
eww...
then we went to victor's house anyways to see where the after party was but the pigs were still in front so we went to jack in the box and ate in a gas station. puffer fish squeaky toy named flounder. called everyone. no one was doing anything wonderful. so we went to tom's and his friends came over. drank. danced. they kept sayin i looked and acted just like their friend Maddy??? it was annoying. tom has a bar with every kinda booze/beer known to man! even moonshine!!! his cousin has 5 drawers FULLLL of amazing CD's and boxes of vinyl. crystal got really drunk. lexi told me to "move my feathers" and we both started cracking up and fell on the floor. erik came for like 10 minutes but he had gotten a ticket and he was having a bad day so he left. me and xtal crashed on the couch. we woke up crazy hungover and babbling. sumo wrestler on the light switch. tom put his pants in the dryer to warm them up before he put them on and i was like "why dont YOU just climb in the dryer too!!?" and he tried...ass first...and got stuck. haha oh my.
SPECIAL OLYMPICS BREAK DANCING CONTEST!!!!!!
im super rad...
so are lexi and tom haha
and xtal as DEVO
oh my...
oven mitt lovebirds
he makes me wanna yoddle
eww haha starving japanese children!
josh has a rubberband ball??? uhhhh....
we had quite a variety of alcohol