holy shit last weekend was so much crazier than this shitty weekend!!!
fuck it's hard to remember things...ummm last friday....
i met Tom, lexi's new boyfriend. he's actually a cool guy, i dont wanna catapult him off a mountain like a lot of the pretty boys she falls for :)
he bought us sparks (10 natalie points for him!!) the guy at the liquor store was cross eyed!!! oh and tom has a red lifted truck with metal mulisha stickers on it haha. apparently he works at LAX and uses those battons to direct airplanes and does the YMCA :P
but yea they're cute together <3 she better keep him!!!!! cause good luck fnding another one i approve of ;)
so her and tom tried to follow me n crystal to the dance party that fred tried to have. but they got lost. oh dear.
so we went to the abandoned house next door to fred's and fucked shit up and slid down the stairs on broken doors!!! :)
mexican version of cool runnings. bobsled team maaaaang!!!
mike was preaching to us
jesus was hangin
ZZZahid turned into ZZZorro!!!
efren was extra mexican. everybody was dressed like a cowboy.
zahid board slid down the stairs and his creeps tore in half haha
mike found really sticky rat traps and we pull it everywhere and everyone got stuck to everything
uh big-g
freddy was darth vader (?) and jesus was a plumber
then melissa, ashley, victor and them showed up and said there was a kick back in whittier so we all rolled out
on the way there we stopped at a gas station and i popped a squat and pissed on my high heels i was so trashed haha im usually a pro squatter :P
me n trASHley, victor pimpin it, and JT really happy haha
we party in gas stations...
melissa being cute and victor being victor
then we partied in the parking lot in the middle of our goose chase with hell on hot wheels victor
" HEY FUCKERS IT'S TIME TO DANCE!!!!!!"
we're sooooo good at dancing
i dragged out the same move for multiple pictures ha
zahid, jesus, drunk me????, gracy, al, zach.
i guess i was handing out lolly pops again ha faaak...
haha sid was spray painting earlier but it looks like he was finger painting
but the girl was like "this isn't a party, it's a kick back and i dont know you guys so you're gunna have to leave" so fuck that, it was lame anyways. at least at the abandoned house we could dance and break things.
but lexi tom n xtal wanted to stay so al drove me n my car back since i was smashed and i didnt drive freeways yet.
then we wrapped sid up
rode bikes in the house
had a war
partied in the bathroom
haha al has chubby cheeks i like to pinch em
swinging from showers
yea i was wasted...
homos...
bigger homos...
then gracy drove us to mcdonalds and i tried to drink sid's coffee but there was no sugar it was sooo bitter im not a grown up yet i guess.
the winners of the homo contest obviously...
then we kicked everyone out and they chilled in gracy's car or went home. tried to sleep at fred's. only slept for like 3 minutes with his kitty on top of me haha. then we just talked about random delerious sparks induced subjects and laughed at our ridiculousness. then i decided to go home....alone :( and i just took the fuckin freeway cause i was falling asleep tryin to drive and i wanted to get home fast. i did good even though i was scared cause no one was there to help me haha but yea i finally drive freeways. (it's about time pussy!!!!) i was hung the fuck over the next day and didnt even sleep and we did the whole thing all over again the next day but BETTER n BIGGER!!!!