PLUS New-New Yearz REZ'ES?
* Join or form a cult based on brain-washing, lies AND crafty money making schemes.
* Become a welfare tax cheat, shonky builder, negligent doctor and single teen mother who rips off 85 year old nursing home patients with false claims of miracle cures for various diseases.
* Attend more funerals [this one's a bit circumstantial]
* And, obviously, talk about minimalism more, give people disgusted and appalled looks whenever entering or leaving public restrooms and distract people when necessary with the ol' "LOOK IT'S A DEAD BIRD FLYING!!!" routine.
Kudos to me!1
* Become a welfare tax cheat, shonky builder, negligent doctor and single teen mother who rips off 85 year old nursing home patients with false claims of miracle cures for various diseases.
* Attend more funerals [this one's a bit circumstantial]
* And, obviously, talk about minimalism more, give people disgusted and appalled looks whenever entering or leaving public restrooms and distract people when necessary with the ol' "LOOK IT'S A DEAD BIRD FLYING!!!" routine.
Kudos to me!1