"It's a metaphor, Ryan."
onmycrew: ahahaha
onmycrew: A mormon who writes vampire books with no pre-marital sex.
onmycrew: That's fucking awesome.
vic_ramsey: Is that you Bden?
onmycrew: It totally is.
onmycrew: He's secretly Stephenie Meyer.
prettygood: ryros wet dream = to be one of these vampires
onmycrew : AHAHAHAHAH
vic_ramsey: BDEN IS WRITING THIS!
onmycrew: SEE. RYAN IS EDWARD CULLEN.
onmycrew: TOTALLY.
prettygood: he dresses like an 1890s street tramp because hes 106!
onmycrew: AHAHAHAH
onmycrew: IT IS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
prettygood: AHAHAH SPENCER IS THE WEREWOLF
onmycrew: AHAHAH
onmycrew: WHO IS JON.
prettygood: HE DOESNT SUPPORT THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE
onmycrew: AHAHAHAHAHA
vic_ramsey: AHAHAHAHHAHA
prettygood: afdfkddjd i just remembered theres this part in the second book at bellas birthday
onmycrew: OH DEAR.
prettygood: where she like, trips and falls thru a glass coffee table
prettygood: IM NOT KIDDING EVEN
vic_ramsey: FTW
onmycrew: I want to read these books JUST for the lols. But I wouldn't like. PAY for them.
prettygood: the blood is everywhere and is all tempting to edward
prettygood: obvs, blood = jizz here
vic_ramsey: No coffee table is safe from Bden
onmycrew: ahahahahahahaah
onmycrew: even in fiction!
prettygood: ryan is like "...."
prettygood: bden: "its a METAPHOR, RYAN."
onmycrew: ahahahaahaha
onmycrew: "you know, like how you dazzle. Jon thought it was awesome."
vic_ramsey: HAHAHAHAHAH
onmycrew: "But I do dazzle."
vic_ramsey: Of couse Jon Thought it was AWESOME
onmycrew: "Of course you do. And Spencer is 6 feet tall and really really buff."
prettygood: spencer was all critical of his prose, so bden made him an evil werewolf in the second book
onmycrew: ahahahahaha
prettygood: im just picturing spencer all "YOUR PEOPLE CALL THEM VAMPIRES *BITCHFACE*"
onmycrew: AHAHAHA
prettygood: all cocking his hip
prettygood: hes a sassy werewolf
prettygood: Important Information Learned: Vampires’ skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight. Edward can sing in tones so low that no human can hear.
prettygood: LOL SINGING IN TONES NO HUMAN CAN HEAR AAAHAHAH RYRO
onmycrew: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
onmycrew: OH RYRO.
vic_ramsey: RYRO
prettygood: I AM DYING
onmycrew: A mormon who writes vampire books with no pre-marital sex.
onmycrew: That's fucking awesome.
vic_ramsey: Is that you Bden?
onmycrew: It totally is.
onmycrew: He's secretly Stephenie Meyer.
prettygood: ryros wet dream = to be one of these vampires
onmycrew : AHAHAHAHAH
vic_ramsey: BDEN IS WRITING THIS!
onmycrew: SEE. RYAN IS EDWARD CULLEN.
onmycrew: TOTALLY.
prettygood: he dresses like an 1890s street tramp because hes 106!
onmycrew: AHAHAHAH
onmycrew: IT IS AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL.
prettygood: AHAHAH SPENCER IS THE WEREWOLF
onmycrew: AHAHAH
onmycrew: WHO IS JON.
prettygood: HE DOESNT SUPPORT THEIR FORBIDDEN LOVE
onmycrew: AHAHAHAHAHA
vic_ramsey: AHAHAHAHHAHA
prettygood: afdfkddjd i just remembered theres this part in the second book at bellas birthday
onmycrew: OH DEAR.
prettygood: where she like, trips and falls thru a glass coffee table
prettygood: IM NOT KIDDING EVEN
vic_ramsey: FTW
onmycrew: I want to read these books JUST for the lols. But I wouldn't like. PAY for them.
prettygood: the blood is everywhere and is all tempting to edward
prettygood: obvs, blood = jizz here
vic_ramsey: No coffee table is safe from Bden
onmycrew: ahahahahahahaah
onmycrew: even in fiction!
prettygood: ryan is like "...."
prettygood: bden: "its a METAPHOR, RYAN."
onmycrew: ahahahaahaha
onmycrew: "you know, like how you dazzle. Jon thought it was awesome."
vic_ramsey: HAHAHAHAHAH
onmycrew: "But I do dazzle."
vic_ramsey: Of couse Jon Thought it was AWESOME
onmycrew: "Of course you do. And Spencer is 6 feet tall and really really buff."
prettygood: spencer was all critical of his prose, so bden made him an evil werewolf in the second book
onmycrew: ahahahahaha
prettygood: im just picturing spencer all "YOUR PEOPLE CALL THEM VAMPIRES *BITCHFACE*"
onmycrew: AHAHAHA
prettygood: all cocking his hip
prettygood: hes a sassy werewolf
prettygood: Important Information Learned: Vampires’ skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight. Edward can sing in tones so low that no human can hear.
prettygood: LOL SINGING IN TONES NO HUMAN CAN HEAR AAAHAHAH RYRO
onmycrew: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
onmycrew: OH RYRO.
vic_ramsey: RYRO
prettygood: I AM DYING