funny quotes
here are a bunch of funny quotes from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Raoul Duke: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."
Raoul Duke: "There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us."
Dr. Gonzo: "Shoot it."
Raoul Duke: "Not yet, I want to study its habits."
Raoul Duke: [to Acosta] "PLEASE. Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes."
Parking Attendant: "You can't park your car here."
Raoul Duke: "Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?"
Parking Attendant: "Reasonable? You're on the a sidewalk."
If you have never heard of Fear and Loathing, go to the video store and rent it. it is hilarious. and also pick up the book. i am this weekend.
Raoul Duke: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."
Voice of Drug Film Narrator: "Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."
Raoul Duke: "There's a uh, big machine in the sky, some kind of, I dunno, electric snake, coming straight at us."
Dr. Gonzo: "Shoot it."
Raoul Duke: "Not yet, I want to study its habits."
Raoul Duke: [to Acosta] "PLEASE. Tell me you got the fucking golf shoes."
Parking Attendant: "You can't park your car here."
Raoul Duke: "Why not? Is this not a reasonable place to park?"
Parking Attendant: "Reasonable? You're on the a sidewalk."
If you have never heard of Fear and Loathing, go to the video store and rent it. it is hilarious. and also pick up the book. i am this weekend.