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i'll sing my theme tune
this is my theme tune
you might not like it
who gives a shit
for it's my theme tune
my lovely theme tune
i'm saying theme tune
quite a bit
I've done a lot in my mere 22 years of existence, from some very rubbish acting to a Walkers crisps advert, and hosting my own Friday night TV show. The show's been an absolute laugh and will definitely return in 2008. It's a fun packed 45 minutes in which I interview various celebrities, create my own sketches, and get to sing duets with some amazing artists. I've written an autobiography at the tender age of 14, and released a follow-up in September 2007. I'm a stand-up comedian at heart, but publicly I'm first and foremost a musician. I started off my career at the age of 11 singing opera, took a few years out of the spotlight in 2003, and returned with a completely different sound in 2005. My debut pop album "tissues and issues" spawned some great tracks, including Crazy Chick, Call My Name, Moodswings and Even God. Despite this rather impressive repertoire, the British press seems mainly concerned with discussing my constantly changing weight, as well as my battered and bruised reputation. I have a big mouth, a short fuse, but a good heart underneath it all. Most importantly though, I'm the proud mother to the world's most beautiful baby girl. She's my number one priority now and always will be.
If that hasn't put you off sufficiently, I can be reached for a chat at Songbird Church.
[fake. must_be_pop only so get lost]
this is my theme tune
you might not like it
who gives a shit
for it's my theme tune
my lovely theme tune
i'm saying theme tune
quite a bit
I've done a lot in my mere 22 years of existence, from some very rubbish acting to a Walkers crisps advert, and hosting my own Friday night TV show. The show's been an absolute laugh and will definitely return in 2008. It's a fun packed 45 minutes in which I interview various celebrities, create my own sketches, and get to sing duets with some amazing artists. I've written an autobiography at the tender age of 14, and released a follow-up in September 2007. I'm a stand-up comedian at heart, but publicly I'm first and foremost a musician. I started off my career at the age of 11 singing opera, took a few years out of the spotlight in 2003, and returned with a completely different sound in 2005. My debut pop album "tissues and issues" spawned some great tracks, including Crazy Chick, Call My Name, Moodswings and Even God. Despite this rather impressive repertoire, the British press seems mainly concerned with discussing my constantly changing weight, as well as my battered and bruised reputation. I have a big mouth, a short fuse, but a good heart underneath it all. Most importantly though, I'm the proud mother to the world's most beautiful baby girl. She's my number one priority now and always will be.
If that hasn't put you off sufficiently, I can be reached for a chat at Songbird Church.
[fake. must_be_pop only so get lost]