Aug 07, 2006 18:51
I have this irrational....okay, completely rational to myself, but irrational from a outside overseer.
Back to the program.
I have an fear of objects fucking flying towards my face and hitting me. I woke up this morning, and while sitting in the driveway I had a bumble bee, you know...the big suckers, fly two inches from my face. I terry schievo'd it out of there to dodge that potential mishap.
Now find the fast foward button and go ahead four hours later into the day. While walking inside of vons, a Staples bag comes out of NO WHERE and just mangles my head. I dont know what was in that damn flying piece of shit....but I dont want to know. I thought I was clear, but then some card board floats on the ground past me.
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with today? Other than that, everything today has been rather, in the words of my mother, "peachy".
If you're looking for new a album to rock out to and impress your friends with, pick up Propaganda by Head Automatica.
over and out.