Boring Santa letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I helped drivingmyself hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I pulled over and changed hiji_chan's flat tire (15 points). In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-176 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
chazagi
This came out really boring. I didn't laugh at all -.-