Prepare to Gag

[chayam]

I am very nervous about my impending dinner at the Ritz-Carlton this evening

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[spritualmachine]

That's just an adorable story! Damnit, you can do no wrong. One day, you will tell a story of something that I'll actually find not adorable. The only question is...when will that day come?

Taming the Nacho

[drummel]

*Eyes his plate of innocent looking eatibles* After learning of the dark side to these tasty treats I believe I've found a method to reduce their sneaky attacks on our soft defenseless palates. Take sauce of your choice, whether is is hot melted cheese or a zesty dip, and drown the little menancing bastards till nothing but a soft flimsy corpse remains. Then Gently shake away any excess sauce and enjoy. But if you still prefer them rigid and hard for the satisfying crack as you destroy their figure; place in the mouth horizontally; as they will take advantage of a ill-placed vertical insertion. ;0)

That unique sound..

[cptchuck]

Dear Mandy,

[trentblase]

I hate it when that happens. I seem to do it way too much for a (supposedly) intelligent being. Sometimes I'll bite down so that the tip of the chip digs between my front teeth and my lingual gum line. Ouch!