daytime tv
hello mr. journal, i'm here drinking lots of wine with my friend mike d. yes we have the same name and no, i'm not really just with myself. i just finished watching a wonderful episode of talk soup, and the girl (whatever her name is) who host's the show reminds me of my friend betsy, i'm assuming they're both alcoholics, now we're watching some fat black lady cook on tv, mike d. is offended that i'm calling her a fat black lady and says she's a culinary goddess. in other news, matt i'm sorry i'm not going to the gogo's with you, but i'm out of funds, gotta start selling my stuff, or pets or whatever. now we're watching some show on animal planet about this couple who allows two 500 lb. pigs to share they're apartment with them. i'm sickened...now the woman is humming bedtime songs to help the pigs sleep. well, i'm a little tipsy from all the wine so i'm gonna go to sleep, or eat or something...
i want some rum! where is the captain?
i want some rum! where is the captain?