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So I was thinking about my top five list. By that I mean the list of five celebrities that I can claim sexual amnesty for, because I mean... you're not going to get the chance, but if you do it's understandable for you to tak the plunge.
Anyway my list is as follows (last to first):
5. Five is currently open. I'm not a total slut.
4. Kevin Rose
Why?
God if I only knew. Here's the facts: Co-host of Screen-savers on the now defunct TechTV. Founder of Digg.com. Co-host of the corresponding podcast/vidcast Diggnation. Geek, skater, drinker, attractive tattooed Cali boy. Okay, okay so it does sound good up to this point. In fact, it sounds great! But dear god he can say some things that just ring of stereotypical clueless, asshole male bullshit. Nevertheless, the good outweighs the potential bad and he makes it on the list, no contest.
3. Jason Statham
Why?
I don't know if he's funny, good humored or even just not an asshole. He did do some great movies (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch...) before he decided to show off his shit in the Transporter. Yet, when it comes down to it I had to throw in one that's just pure sex. And when it comes to sex, the proof is in the pudding.
2. Jorma Taccone
Why?
I think the better question here is... Why not? An attractive, home grown comedian that is part of a comic trio, this one being The Dudes. You can find their entire mini-series "The 'bu" on Youtube, originally aired on Channel101 and also two episodes of "The Lonely Island", which has been my best comedic comfort since Stella was cancelled. Then they graduated to SNL. Andy as a cast member and Jorma and Kiv as writers. But we can all cross our fingers for ol' Jorma to bump up his involvement in the future. He's already passed through a few skits (check out his "Passerby" credits on imdb) and been in a running bit - here, here and more embarrasingly here. I guess I just like the funny guys. You know, as long as they're attractive.
1. Michael Showalter
Why?
Oh. So many reasons. Perhaps it's because of his role as 33.33333% of Stella. Or his role as .090909% of The State. Or just his superior stand-up in general. Or maybe because he starts his Biography by saying "When I was in 4th grade I saw “Animal House” and it changed my life. I wanted to be John Belushi. In fact, after I graduated from college I overdosed on cocaine and heroin and died." Or that one of the extras on his site is "Photos of my cat" (Who's very cute by the way). Whatever way you cut it he's grade A... plus... prime... cut. Okay so I don't know how that meat classification works. He's hot and hilarious. There done.
Anyway my list is as follows (last to first):
5. Five is currently open. I'm not a total slut.
4. Kevin Rose
Why?
God if I only knew. Here's the facts: Co-host of Screen-savers on the now defunct TechTV. Founder of Digg.com. Co-host of the corresponding podcast/vidcast Diggnation. Geek, skater, drinker, attractive tattooed Cali boy. Okay, okay so it does sound good up to this point. In fact, it sounds great! But dear god he can say some things that just ring of stereotypical clueless, asshole male bullshit. Nevertheless, the good outweighs the potential bad and he makes it on the list, no contest.
3. Jason Statham
Why?
I don't know if he's funny, good humored or even just not an asshole. He did do some great movies (Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch...) before he decided to show off his shit in the Transporter. Yet, when it comes down to it I had to throw in one that's just pure sex. And when it comes to sex, the proof is in the pudding.
2. Jorma Taccone
Why?
I think the better question here is... Why not? An attractive, home grown comedian that is part of a comic trio, this one being The Dudes. You can find their entire mini-series "The 'bu" on Youtube, originally aired on Channel101 and also two episodes of "The Lonely Island", which has been my best comedic comfort since Stella was cancelled. Then they graduated to SNL. Andy as a cast member and Jorma and Kiv as writers. But we can all cross our fingers for ol' Jorma to bump up his involvement in the future. He's already passed through a few skits (check out his "Passerby" credits on imdb) and been in a running bit - here, here and more embarrasingly here. I guess I just like the funny guys. You know, as long as they're attractive.
1. Michael Showalter
Why?
Oh. So many reasons. Perhaps it's because of his role as 33.33333% of Stella. Or his role as .090909% of The State. Or just his superior stand-up in general. Or maybe because he starts his Biography by saying "When I was in 4th grade I saw “Animal House” and it changed my life. I wanted to be John Belushi. In fact, after I graduated from college I overdosed on cocaine and heroin and died." Or that one of the extras on his site is "Photos of my cat" (Who's very cute by the way). Whatever way you cut it he's grade A... plus... prime... cut. Okay so I don't know how that meat classification works. He's hot and hilarious. There done.