Four Surprises
No time to post for reals, nizzles, but I got four GC exclusives comin' at ya that couldn't wait:
The first:
You will get laid online
You will most likely get laid online. You enjoy the kinkiness (and convenience) of meeting someone online. Plus you don’t have to deal with the bar scene and are able to get what you want, when you want it.
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What the fuck? I fucking hate these things. The second:
1. Ok, you may be an asshole, but you're a HELLA good writer...
2. ....Chaucer, you have no idea of how hard I am laughing right now. Even though you are a jerkface.
3. Etc., etc.
So what I'm getting here is that, with my skillz, I make up for what I lack in the personality department. Yeah. Thanks, guys, really. I mean Billy B has practically turned a more recent LJ entry of mine into a character smear campaign involving Francie Hodgson too, which I thought was a done issue between the two of us, but clearly certain people like to get their noses up in people's shit all the time. But this all leads me to surprise the third:
Marlowe is the most popular kid at this school.
I've been making fun of Nature Boy or Lovie since I got here, but I start dropping verse on Marlowe and suddenly I'm "such an asshole but." Okay. Look, I'm still not convinced the little bitch wasn't the one who did all those anonymous posts and made Aphra cry -- and if not him, WHO? -- but I'll let it go, I guess. Whether we throw down at some later date, since he physically attacked me and all (and talked about my moms -- I NEVER talk about people's moms unless I mean it), is up to the two of us alone. Blake, I know he's got a sweet ass you can't get out of your mind, but that don't mean he can't fight his own battles. So lay the fuck off. The fourth:
Yeah, I know what you thought the fourth was, but freak what ya heard: again, that's business between two people. Though I am right now the HAPpiest lil' white kid from London, I GOT to say.
GC out.
The first:
You will get laid online
You will most likely get laid online. You enjoy the kinkiness (and convenience) of meeting someone online. Plus you don’t have to deal with the bar scene and are able to get what you want, when you want it.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
What the fuck? I fucking hate these things. The second:
1. Ok, you may be an asshole, but you're a HELLA good writer...
2. ....Chaucer, you have no idea of how hard I am laughing right now. Even though you are a jerkface.
3. Etc., etc.
So what I'm getting here is that, with my skillz, I make up for what I lack in the personality department. Yeah. Thanks, guys, really. I mean Billy B has practically turned a more recent LJ entry of mine into a character smear campaign involving Francie Hodgson too, which I thought was a done issue between the two of us, but clearly certain people like to get their noses up in people's shit all the time. But this all leads me to surprise the third:
Marlowe is the most popular kid at this school.
I've been making fun of Nature Boy or Lovie since I got here, but I start dropping verse on Marlowe and suddenly I'm "such an asshole but." Okay. Look, I'm still not convinced the little bitch wasn't the one who did all those anonymous posts and made Aphra cry -- and if not him, WHO? -- but I'll let it go, I guess. Whether we throw down at some later date, since he physically attacked me and all (and talked about my moms -- I NEVER talk about people's moms unless I mean it), is up to the two of us alone. Blake, I know he's got a sweet ass you can't get out of your mind, but that don't mean he can't fight his own battles. So lay the fuck off. The fourth:
Yeah, I know what you thought the fourth was, but freak what ya heard: again, that's business between two people. Though I am right now the HAPpiest lil' white kid from London, I GOT to say.
GC out.