CHAUCER PWNS MARLOWE

Jun 21, 2005 15:38

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burning_blake June 22 2005, 12:09:27 UTC
Ok, you may be an asshole, but you're a HELLA good writer...

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chaucer_volante June 25 2005, 00:27:22 UTC
Thanks: flatterie will get you everywhere, of course, or at least anywhere that's worth being (as my mom puts it). But why are you so convinced I'm an asshole, blood? What'd I do?

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burning_blake June 25 2005, 03:58:57 UTC
I don't know...could it have something to do with all the homophobic crap you've been spouting lately? Or the way you used and betrayed Francie? Or any of the manipulations you've been engaging in recently?

Really, what happened? You weren't always like this.

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chaucer_volante June 25 2005, 17:23:05 UTC
Jigga WHAT? I am not a homophobe. I love gay people. Not in that way, of course. But I'm not gonna tell people how they should live, as long as they don't try to move in on me if you know what I'm saying. Or like display it too much in public.

Unless you're talking about Marlowe -- come on, Blake there are like five thousand gay guys at this school. If I hated gays, I'd lose me fucking mind at this school. I just hate motherfuckers who front trying to be something they're not.

And to use somebody you have to plan ahead. I was way out of line at the dance, but it's cause I was more'n a little tipsy... betrayal, well, I fucking suck in that regard, heard, but I've been trying to apologize to the girl and she won't even hear me all of a sudden.

Come on, gimme a little credit.

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burning_blake June 25 2005, 23:49:25 UTC
I'm not entirely sure you haven't lost your fucking mind.

How is Marlowe pretending to be something he's not? He's a geeky, earnest, sensitive, hyperactive control freak, and that is exactly how he presents himself. It's just cruel to provoke him for no reason.

And don't give me that crap about how you're not a homophobe. If you're not, you're doing a goddamn excellent impression of one.

As for Francie--you were pretty obviously using her from the beginning, weren't you? And it was entirely your own choice to get drunk at the dance. Not that I even BELIEVE that alcohol makes people do things they wouldn't otherwise...most of the time it just gives them an excuse.

It's not that I don't like you. I still do, oddly enough. But you're treating people like crap, and I can't figure out why.

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chaucer_volante June 26 2005, 00:40:54 UTC
I WAS NOT USING FRANCIE FROM THE BEGINNING. I was not. And if you don't think alcohol makes people do things they wouldn't otherwise, you should talk to my MOM, who was killed by a drunk driver. Okay?

OKAY?!

Okay, that's not really true, but it does happen to people, obviously, and no, I did not mean for things to get so out of hand with the booze at the dance.

I'm not a fucking homophobe. Marlowe is a dick and he doesn't count, and everybody knows it, so stop acting so superior and judgemental 'cause I don't see you up Shakespeare's ass (would there be room?) and he's been abusing Marlowe since he was seven. Maybe you need to go drop another couple tabs and go hang out in the art room some, let off some steam?

Or are you buggering Marlowe, and that's why you're getting so defensive?

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burning_blake June 26 2005, 01:36:32 UTC
Marlowe is a dick and he doesn't count? Really? Because I haven't seen him hurt anyone yet. Shakespeare has acted like an asshole, yes, but my feeling is that he's teasing Marlowe, not trying to hurt him. And things are different when you've known someone for years.

Why are you so threatened by him, anyway? It's not like he's dating Jane.

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chaucer_volante June 26 2005, 03:42:20 UTC
Oh, yes, Marlowe is convinced that Shakespeare's teasing is harmless and playful, so much so that he twitches whenever Shakespeare walks into a room and has consigned him (as well as myself and Jane's beloved) to the depths of Hades, not to mention that he tried to frame Shakespeare by posting all those anonymous comments on people's LJ's about ruphies, which I called him out on, but my points have still not been directly addressed. Your boyfriend Marlowe made it onto my dookie list, you'll remember, when his weird anonymous shit got so out of hand it made Aphra cry ( ... )

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