UPDATE: Today, in hd_writers chatroom...
What happens before a Word War in chatzy...
Kubrick: You Squee! If it’s really god.
Kubrick: *good
Kubrick: lol
Kubrick: Don’t squee at God.
stepheart secretly things God is a slash fan
lordhellebore: I’ve totally squeed at God before. :D
stepheart: *thinks
Kubrick: Hahahaha
talekayler: lol, it can have a God-like quality if it’s well written. ;)
lordhellebore: Well, sure he is or nobody would be gay. ^^
Kubrick: You reckon?
stepheart: male prostate + male anatomy… What other answer is there? ;)
lordhellebore: lol
Kubrick: Yeah, I mean God didn’t write the bible, stuffy men did. So THATS’S why he’s so angry all the time! He wants them to re-write the bible and take out that ridiculous line.
Nessa: How has this convo moved to God in a few minutes
Kubrick: Leviticus also says we shouldn’t have haircuts… hmmm…
stepheart: Leviticus says a lot of things are bad that we do now. xD
Kubrick: Right where are those boys at then. They need to do it in a church.
Kubrick: *plot bunny*
talekayler: lol, it’s the way things work here, Nessa
stepheart: OMG! *wants to see that*
talekayler: Subjects change quickly when you’re not around. ;)
Kubrick: You keep us on track Nessa. Lol
stepheart has looked away for two minutes and come back to mini orgies on multiple occasions
Nessa: LOl
talekayler: Five minutes!\o/
lordhellebore: vasy11 wrote a fic where H/D do it in/under a church.
Nessa: I know… my RL friend group in school is like this too… just on a diff level… they don’t have mini orgies and stuff
Nessa is excited and really glad right now
Kubrick: They do it on a pile of bibles!
stepheart: O_O
Kubrick is going to hell. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
talekayler: lol
stepheart offers adele the seat beside her on the rocketsled
Kubrick: whilst getting their hair cut!
talekayler: I’m so confused!
Kubrick: Harry/Draco bumsecks on a pile of bibles, open to the Leviticus whist a camp hairdresser cuts their hair!
Kubrick: The ultimate sin!
talekayler: oh wow.
Nessa: WOW
stepheart: They have to be wearing poly-cotton blend.
Kubrick: AND THEY PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT COS THEY’RE WIZARDS!!!
Nessa: but I’m so glad right now… :d
lordhellebore: AND they must have eaten shrimp before’ and wear mixed fibers
stepheart: Clothing of two fabrics = no-no
Kubrick: So that’ll be even worse!
talekayler: Maybe you can start writing that in two minutes? :D
Tarl: put a soccor ball in there, too. Isn’t touching animal skin bad as well?
lordhellebore: shrimp is an abomination *nod*
stepheart: Has anyone else noted the fact that the flood wouldn’t have killed things like fish?
stepheart: >_>
Kubrick: football
talekayler: lol, they have to yell out “God!” too, not Merlin
Kubrick: Yep. Evil ducks and swans still purge our great land
lordhellebore: they are not kosher
lordhellebore: ducks and swans
stepheart suspects adele is familiar with Eddie Izzard
Kubrick: ^^ Yes! QUACK!
talekayler: Hee
stepheart: ww, go go go!!!!
And the result of it...
is fic by kubrick_potter !!
Title: Thou shalt not get a haircut!
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R/NC17
Warnings: Blasphemy, slash, cracky
Words: 611
Summary: Harry and Draco need a place to hide and find themselves in an old church.
So really, it's just another day on Chatzy. ;)
Kubrick: You Squee! If it’s really god.
Kubrick: *good
Kubrick: lol
Kubrick: Don’t squee at God.
stepheart secretly things God is a slash fan
lordhellebore: I’ve totally squeed at God before. :D
stepheart: *thinks
Kubrick: Hahahaha
talekayler: lol, it can have a God-like quality if it’s well written. ;)
lordhellebore: Well, sure he is or nobody would be gay. ^^
Kubrick: You reckon?
stepheart: male prostate + male anatomy… What other answer is there? ;)
lordhellebore: lol
Kubrick: Yeah, I mean God didn’t write the bible, stuffy men did. So THATS’S why he’s so angry all the time! He wants them to re-write the bible and take out that ridiculous line.
Nessa: How has this convo moved to God in a few minutes
Kubrick: Leviticus also says we shouldn’t have haircuts… hmmm…
stepheart: Leviticus says a lot of things are bad that we do now. xD
Kubrick: Right where are those boys at then. They need to do it in a church.
Kubrick: *plot bunny*
talekayler: lol, it’s the way things work here, Nessa
stepheart: OMG! *wants to see that*
talekayler: Subjects change quickly when you’re not around. ;)
Kubrick: You keep us on track Nessa. Lol
stepheart has looked away for two minutes and come back to mini orgies on multiple occasions
Nessa: LOl
talekayler: Five minutes!\o/
lordhellebore: vasy11 wrote a fic where H/D do it in/under a church.
Nessa: I know… my RL friend group in school is like this too… just on a diff level… they don’t have mini orgies and stuff
Nessa is excited and really glad right now
Kubrick: They do it on a pile of bibles!
stepheart: O_O
Kubrick is going to hell. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
talekayler: lol
stepheart offers adele the seat beside her on the rocketsled
Kubrick: whilst getting their hair cut!
talekayler: I’m so confused!
Kubrick: Harry/Draco bumsecks on a pile of bibles, open to the Leviticus whist a camp hairdresser cuts their hair!
Kubrick: The ultimate sin!
talekayler: oh wow.
Nessa: WOW
stepheart: They have to be wearing poly-cotton blend.
Kubrick: AND THEY PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT COS THEY’RE WIZARDS!!!
Nessa: but I’m so glad right now… :d
lordhellebore: AND they must have eaten shrimp before’ and wear mixed fibers
stepheart: Clothing of two fabrics = no-no
Kubrick: So that’ll be even worse!
talekayler: Maybe you can start writing that in two minutes? :D
Tarl: put a soccor ball in there, too. Isn’t touching animal skin bad as well?
lordhellebore: shrimp is an abomination *nod*
stepheart: Has anyone else noted the fact that the flood wouldn’t have killed things like fish?
stepheart: >_>
Kubrick: football
talekayler: lol, they have to yell out “God!” too, not Merlin
Kubrick: Yep. Evil ducks and swans still purge our great land
lordhellebore: they are not kosher
lordhellebore: ducks and swans
stepheart suspects adele is familiar with Eddie Izzard
Kubrick: ^^ Yes! QUACK!
talekayler: Hee
stepheart: ww, go go go!!!!
And the result of it...
is fic by kubrick_potter !!
Title: Thou shalt not get a haircut!
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R/NC17
Warnings: Blasphemy, slash, cracky
Words: 611
Summary: Harry and Draco need a place to hide and find themselves in an old church.
So really, it's just another day on Chatzy. ;)