Michigan's Adventure isn't an Adventure at all
Personally I believe that Michigan's Adventure is improperly named. We from muskegon all have been there. However, none of us as we entered the park asked themselves, "Ooh, I wonder what's inside?" #1 if you did ask yourself that you must crazy or you didn't buy your ticket, because no one would pay thirty bucks for someplace that they wondered what was inside. Now that we've established that the inside isn't a surprise, I think it is only right to rename Michigan's Adventure to "Michigan's not very Adventurous Adventure"