Daniel is everywhere

[chattycatsmeow]

 So, I haven't been very active online for quite some time - massive understatement there! - and have barely read any fanfic of any kind for a couple of years. Yet this evening, as I read a site completely unrelated to fandom in any way, I was immediately put in mind of Daniel.  In my head, as I read it, this was a scene with Daniel and some blonde

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Daniel & Zipacna out on a blind date

[campylobacter]

I would read the fuck out of that AU.

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[sg_wonderland]

Zipacna glared at his lo'tar. "Make sure the pleats in my skirt are sharp this time or I promise you, I will use it to slice off your head. Now go!" He turned toward the mirror, adjusting his most extravagant head-dressing with hands that trembled slightly.

His spies verified that Klo'rel had been captured and even now, awaited the barbarity of a dis-implantation.

He would win this battle on two fields. Rid the galaxy of the troublesome Tok'ra and secure the attentions of that delicious Tauri, Dr. Daniel Jackson.

Frowning at his reflection, he shouted, "Feathers! I need more feathers!"

Re: Feathers! I need more feathers!

[campylobacter]

PERFECT MISSING SCENE IS PERFECT

Re: Feathers! I need more feathers!

[sg_wonderland]

Is that a scroll under your skirt, Zippy, or are you just glad to see me?

Re: Daniel & Zipacna out on a blind date

[discodiva76]

That is too awesome for words!

Utterly hilarious and brilliant.

Deeds xx

Re: Daniel & Zipacna out on a blind date

[chattycatsmeow]

LOL!! Feathers! Perfect!