Mar 24, 2018 07:27
Me: *stands in the middle of the room, feeling very sleepy and dizzy*
Me: "Hm, wonder if my pulse has gone up"
Me: *checks activity-watch*
Me: *has a pulse on 42*
Me: "Woah, okay, that's actually pretty low. I'm shocked"
Me: *pulse suddenly rises. To 48*
Body, you weird.