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Chatsy is sick.
Chatsy has gotten a cold.
In retrospect, going on a roadtrip with a certain brother, who spent the entire trip on coughing in a secluded space that is inside a car and belatedly commenting "I think I'm coming down with something", was most certainly not a good idea. Brother must perish.
Chatsy vigilantly met up at work and looked forward to a day off to spend on sleeping, drinking tea and wallow in self-pity.
Chatsy comes home to a package by her doorstep.
?!
Caps Lock ON
FIRST OFF
SO THAT WASN'T FOR YOUR FANCY NEW ADDRESS BOOK
YOU HAVE FOOLED ME, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLOORED
I'M USUALLY A VERY PERCEPTIVE PERSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING, A PACKAGE, A GODDAMN PACKAGE, OH MY GOD
this is actually the second time the mailman left a package from you by my doorstep instead of leaving a slip about it being at the nearest mail station. Guess they know how important it is I get the package ASAP
UNPACKING TIME
THAT'S RIGHT I OPENED IT BEFORE TAKING THE FIRST PHOTO
I AM ROGUE LIKE THAT
BUT REALLY, I AM SHOCKED AT HOW HEAVY THIS PACKAGE IS
AND NOW I SEE WHY
THOSE CINNAMON CRACKERS ARE HEAVY AF
BUT SO IS THE REST, REALLY
I FUCKING LOVE ANYTHING WITH CINNAMON
AND CHOCOLATE
*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*
THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
AND THESE HONEY DROP THINGIES ARE A GOD-SEND BECAUSE MY THROAT IS BLOODY AND SORE AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF HONEY AND LEMON MIXTURE
YOUR MAIL-TIMING AND CHOICE OF GOODIES ARE ALWAYS SPOT-ON HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO IT SUSHI
I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN AWE AND TERROR
IS IT PURE PREDICTION OR ARE YOU CURSING ME WITH SOMETHING BEFOREHAND TO MAKE YOURSELF A SAINT LATER?
HMMMMMM?
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS SAYS
PROBABLY SOMETHING ABOUT "BELLS ARE CRUSTY OR SOMETHING"
WHAT'S IN THE BAG OMFG THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
????!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CUTE IS THIS OMFG
BIG FAT BABY
LOOK AT HOW WELL-MADE THIS IS OH MY GOD
THIS WILL BE MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION
AND DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER EVEN DREAM OF SELLING THE PLUSH I'VE RECEIVED AS GIFTS, I'LL KEEP THEM FOREVER, PINKY-PROMISE AND EVERYTHING
OVERALL, THIS IS CHATSY-APPROVED
and now I feel self-conscious about photographing my hand in several shots. Especially after a colleague told me my thumbs are "abnormally long" now I can't unsee that, but I like to think it's because when I approve of something, I am 110 % therefore my thumbs-up is that much more apparent :'D
SUSHI, THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU SAVED A COLD-STRUCK CHATSY'S YEAR ONCE AGAIN
Chatsy has gotten a cold.
In retrospect, going on a roadtrip with a certain brother, who spent the entire trip on coughing in a secluded space that is inside a car and belatedly commenting "I think I'm coming down with something", was most certainly not a good idea. Brother must perish.
Chatsy vigilantly met up at work and looked forward to a day off to spend on sleeping, drinking tea and wallow in self-pity.
Chatsy comes home to a package by her doorstep.
?!
Caps Lock ON
FIRST OFF
SO THAT WASN'T FOR YOUR FANCY NEW ADDRESS BOOK
YOU HAVE FOOLED ME, I AM ABSOLUTELY FLOORED
I'M USUALLY A VERY PERCEPTIVE PERSON, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING, A PACKAGE, A GODDAMN PACKAGE, OH MY GOD
this is actually the second time the mailman left a package from you by my doorstep instead of leaving a slip about it being at the nearest mail station. Guess they know how important it is I get the package ASAP
UNPACKING TIME
THAT'S RIGHT I OPENED IT BEFORE TAKING THE FIRST PHOTO
I AM ROGUE LIKE THAT
BUT REALLY, I AM SHOCKED AT HOW HEAVY THIS PACKAGE IS
AND NOW I SEE WHY
THOSE CINNAMON CRACKERS ARE HEAVY AF
BUT SO IS THE REST, REALLY
I FUCKING LOVE ANYTHING WITH CINNAMON
AND CHOCOLATE
*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE*
THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT
AND THESE HONEY DROP THINGIES ARE A GOD-SEND BECAUSE MY THROAT IS BLOODY AND SORE AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF HONEY AND LEMON MIXTURE
YOUR MAIL-TIMING AND CHOICE OF GOODIES ARE ALWAYS SPOT-ON HOW THE HECK DO YOU DO IT SUSHI
I AM SIMULTANEOUSLY IN AWE AND TERROR
IS IT PURE PREDICTION OR ARE YOU CURSING ME WITH SOMETHING BEFOREHAND TO MAKE YOURSELF A SAINT LATER?
HMMMMMM?
I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THIS SAYS
PROBABLY SOMETHING ABOUT "BELLS ARE CRUSTY OR SOMETHING"
WHAT'S IN THE BAG OMFG THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
????!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW CUTE IS THIS OMFG
BIG FAT BABY
LOOK AT HOW WELL-MADE THIS IS OH MY GOD
THIS WILL BE MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION
AND DON'T WORRY, I WOULD NEVER EVEN DREAM OF SELLING THE PLUSH I'VE RECEIVED AS GIFTS, I'LL KEEP THEM FOREVER, PINKY-PROMISE AND EVERYTHING
OVERALL, THIS IS CHATSY-APPROVED
and now I feel self-conscious about photographing my hand in several shots. Especially after a colleague told me my thumbs are "abnormally long" now I can't unsee that, but I like to think it's because when I approve of something, I am 110 % therefore my thumbs-up is that much more apparent :'D
SUSHI, THANK YOU SO MUCH
YOU SAVED A COLD-STRUCK CHATSY'S YEAR ONCE AGAIN