As I was perusing the internet this morning, I came upon Solange's (What's Her Face, you know, B⍷⍻⌀nc©⍷'s Sister who had the incident with Jay Z in the elevator and not the one where the woman was cocked cold, but the one where the woman attacked) Wedding photos and I have just got to say:
I am impressed that she can ride a bike in those pants without getting them caught in the chain.
And LOOK! A CAPE!
And her husband has no fear, he is triangulating the target that we all know that Solange can kick and hit from the elevator tape.
AND LOOK! ANOTHER CAPE!
Who the Hell does Solange think that she is?
James Brown?
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NOBODY is James Brown, but James Brown.