Supernatural: Around the Bend With the Winchesters
Some people on this show need to go sit in the corner where the cats have pissed and think about what they have pissed away this season.
In the last episode before the Merciful Hiatus, thank you Bad God, the worms have eaten the rotting carcass of what remains of this series.
Sam and Dean go hunting and find their last remaining relatives, GrandPa and That Girl Cousin Whatherface.
Dean kills That Girl Cousin Whatherface. He sheds the Family Blood.
Sam kills his namesake, GrandPa.
Sam sheds the Family Blood. I suppose that we should be grateful that he didn't drink it.
Sam and Dean have finally gone round the Bend. And I do mean The Benders Bend.
Dean meets up with That Little Bender Girl Shutyourface.
And That Little Bender Girl Shutyourface introduces him to the rest of her Family. Sit your Lily White Ass down, Dean.
And to her Grandpa.
Who looks rather like Dean's Grandpa, but with hair.
And The Benders invite Dean and Sam on a hunt for that night's dinner, Sam on a Stick and Beaned Dean.
So tell me, what is the difference between The Benders and The Winchesters? Give Up?
The Benders don't kill and eat their own. They kill other people.
I have begun to regret Mr. Kripke's Death.
Name another difference between The Benders and The Winchesters.
The Benders don't pontificate about the meaning of Family after they have killed all their Family.
And now for the last question. Which Family is the Best Family?
We'll let you think about that over the Blessed Hiatus. Give Up? Some of us will.
Don't judge Michael and Lucifer. They come from a better family than The Winchesters. They were raised to know better.
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