Supernatural: All Ya Gotta Do Is Act Naturally...
Well, it had to happen.
For the last two seasons, Sam has been harboring a grudge against Dean for Dean's Judgmental Attitude about Sam's life, his choice of women, and his choice of food. So Sam sipped the Sup of Demon Blood on the rare occasion. Pssst, get it? "Rare" as in Bloody?
And there was Dean, nagging and judging and threatening Sam with the loss of his brotherly affection and his neurotic and erotic co-dependence.
And Sam snapped!
Sam is all: "Up in my face about my Demon Skank Girlfriends, are you, Brother? Well what about your Angel Feather Fetish? Don't think that I can't call you on that, Deano!"
"Don't judge me until you have sucked a quart of Blood Soda, you patronizing pistol grabber!"
"Suck down that Blood Brother!"
"NOW you'll feel the Lust for Evil!"
"And Blood drenched SEX!"
"Wipe your dirty and bloody mouth, Brother!"
"And then when we send you to Rehab, we'll watch you barf your guts out with the sickness and lie on the floor moaning with your own body fluids crusting your mouth and your clothes."
"Revenge is Sweet, " Says Sam.
I don't see that much has changed. Dean is still Judgmental and he is still taking it out on lamps and Sam. And Sam is still Angry.
Dean Has a Dream
It is bedtime for Dean and it is time for Sweet Dreams for Dean.
Dean always has the best dreams. He dreamed about Sam as Lucifer and Castiel as a Free Loving Hippie.
In this dream, Dean dreams about Vampires. I guess becoming a Vampire has really affected his subconscious.
Dean goes to Aurora, Illinois in his dream because it has a big red circle around it. I would have gone to Chicago and caught an Oprah show about "How my Brother drives me crazy in his 1968 Impala." And Oprah would have given me a brand new Prius as a Guest Gift and some Book Club selections such as:
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Dean and I don't have a lot in common.
Dean visits a house with two precious little vampire girls.
Oh my Badness! Those little Vampire girls are Emily Eve Dinsmore and Lana Lang Luthor from Smallville!
I KNEW IT!!!!
Those little evil girls and their tea parties!
Something is Up!
Dean The Vampire Slayer
Doesn't Dean's Vampire Slaying remind you of Spartacus: Blood and Sand?
All that Blood spraying everywhere and those heads flying off?
Dean needs to strip down and become a Gladiator and not just a Vampire Slayer.
Dean needs to go to Gladiator school and gird his loins in a loin cloth and then hit the sand and teach those Gladiators a thing or two about Fighting. And that loin cloth doesn't need to be too tight on his loins. Loins have got to breathe.
Dear Diary
What do 17 year old girls and Hunters have in common?
They all keep Diaries.
Dear Diary:
My Brother thinks he is so much better than me. I'll show him.
Dear Diary:
My Brother is a Sneak and He is sneaking around again. I hate this lamp in my room.
Dear Diary:
I fear that I have made a mistake by having Grandchildren. They are both resentful and hostile towards me. I blame their father, he wasn't good enough for my daughter. How quickly will a 1968 Impala sink in a pond?
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