Supernatural: Trust a Demon To Do Your Dirty Work
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show
Our Fearless Protagonists in this Fractured Fairy Tale, Rocky and Bullwinkle, are tooling down a Blue Highway in their trusty motoring sedan when they are waylaid by the Demon Boris Badenov.
I've got no idea who the slinky chick in black is, forget that you ever saw her. You know, like Pestilence.
Anyway, Moose and Squirrel
take up with Boris Badenov
to stop the friggin' Apocalypse. It has something to do with four Rings to bring them all and in the Darkness, Bind Them. But that is another Fairy Tale.
Moose and Squirrel and Boris decide to go on a hunt for Pestilence's Ring.
I see that they are looking in the right direction. There are Pestilence's sneeze droplets all over the Impala. Moose even says: "Pestilence touched down here." How can Squirrel and Moose Miss?
And Squirrel is looking out for Pestilence's Flies with his special Fly Eyes.
Great Fly Disguise there, Dean.
Where best to find Pestilence but in a Hospital?
Oh Look! There is Mucus Man! Who has encountered Pestilence.
But Squirrel and Moose are distracted by pretending to be third graders who are impersonating Robbers!
Who? ME, worry about the End of the World? Moose and Squirrel are on the Case. And don't Forget! Moose went to Wossamata U and graduated Sumon Call Lordie. Oh Happy Days!
Boris the Demon Has Fallen on Evil Days
Boris had the Bright Idea to Cross Satan. But the Cross didn't work with Satan. By Cross, I mean the grift, the Con, the Double Cross. The other Cross evidently does work against Satan, but we are not going into that here.
Satan is now after Boris's Ass, amongst other things.
Crowley aka Boris: "The Devil knows that I want him dead, which by the way, makes me the the most buggered son in all creation. They burnt down my house. They ate my tailor."
Oh I am so sorry, Crowley. Look at whom you are speaking to.
These guys don't even know what a Tailor is. They buy their jackets out of LL Bean and shop at Walmarts.
You are just confusing Squirrel.
Lucifer Did Say That We Are All Monkeys, Or Was that Zachariah?
It was a dark and Pestilent Night in the NIVEUS Laboratory.
What is NIVEUS? I VENUS? (Dean did say that they were trying the Power of Love.) VEIN US or US VEIN? This sounds like something that Stringer Bell would name his product. Anyway, on to selling LEGAL Drugs to the public.
In the Laboratory of NIVEUS at the stroke of Midnight,
two innocent Vivisectionists and Animal Experimenters (hey, didn't Gabriel off one of those guys in Tall Tales?) or as Dean calls them, Dicks, were checking on their Torture Victims, when the Experimental and Periodic Tables are Turned on Them!
Here is one of their Victims Flipping Them THE BIRD!
Here is Dean Flipping THE BIRD!
The Demon Janitor (Hey!!!! Shades of Our Dear Departed Gabriel!!!! in Tall Tells) experiments on the Dicks in Lab Coats!
Just Desserts!
Oh Gabriel!!!! Everything Brings Back Memories of You!
But we must ALL Carry ON without Our Wayward Arch Angel.
Buck Up, Everyone of Us!
Dean is a Howler Monkey in a Cage and Sam Too
I think that it was Zachariah who called Dean aka Squirrel, a Howler Monkey Throwing Feces.
Moose and Squirrel are just Rats caught in the experimental Cage of Fate!
Hey Sam!!!! That is your Herpexia Lady doing her yoga! Does NIVEUS make your STD creams, lotions, and shots? I guess maybe that is an anagram for I VENUS!
Calm Down Now Sam! Simmer Down Now, Boy! Don't get in a Snit about it!
You are Destiny's Lab Rat, Sam. Still in the Cage and acting predictably. True to the Pattern of the Demon's Maze.
I think that you'll be in another Cage Fight soon, Sam.
Ruby and Brady, Their Names End in Y
Did you notice the similarities between the Death of Ruby and the Death of Brady?
Sam held Ruby while Dean shivved her. Dean laid down the Salt Line to hold Brady for Sam to knife him.
Beware the Winchester Boys when it is a Revenge Killing.
Although, I don't know that I believe Brady that he killed Jess. I think that every Demon with an Agenda will be claiming that in the future. And an Arch Angel, too.
That Burma Shave Billboard is the appropriate Eulogy for Brady's Demise.
Who Has Got a Halo?
Was that a Lethal Blow that Sam delivered to the back seat of the Impala?
I Miss the World Weekly News
They would have done the Apocalypse so much better.
For a moment I thought that the upper right hand corner said "National Weather Today" and I liked it.
The Colt
Is that the Colt?
It can't kill Crowley either? What....?
We will all tune in Next Week for the Further Adventures of Moose and Squirrel.
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