I know that I've spent most of the Season so far complaining (much like Sam: many complaints, much blame, and no solutions) about how I missed Sam's Self-Flagellation in
Episode 3. Well I am getting closer to my flagellation fulfillment.
Sam does everything that he can to give me his total self abasement to my desires and his self abnegation.
First, Sam throws himself away like garbage.
And in a forest, no less, waiting for a wicked old witch to find him and use him as she pleases. Hey---OLD? But I don't walk in the forest that late at night anymore. Too many drug dealers and my OLD eyes just can't pick up all the Voyeur Sex in the bushes that well anymore.
Then Sam gets himself picked up and handcuffed by a cop. Ok, things change and I am flexible, but my lady cop suit is at the Dry Cleaners. The dog that I rescued from the cat attack barfed all over it. And my new furry handcuffs haven't come in from the Busty Old Babes store. And that strobe light just does not stick to the roof of my Impala (2009 not 1967), especially not in the rain late evening dew of anticipation.
Then Sam goes to the wrong house and gets himself roughed up by some high school Math Club girl. Sam! She is Jail Bait! Stick with the OLD broad---me!
But all is well. Sam is Fluffed by the Teen Temptress and Ready to Go.
Don't Pout, My Pretty Boy. Save It for Me! Ready? Mon Sasquatch Petit et Beau?
Maman is here. And I will do right by you, Big Boy. Zut Alors!
Sam and Lucy Share Meaningful Moments
Sam and Gary do their Mirror Act.
Lucy and Harpo Do Their Mirror Act
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Who says that Sam and Lucy aren't kindred spirits (or demons)?
Sam's Taste in Women
Is it Improving?
Sam does like a Woman in Uniform, doesn't he?
How does a Functioning Moron Figure Out the Not That Obvious?
Sam Loves His Veggie Drinks
Gary Loves His Fruit Drinks
So what gave Gary Away?
The Boozing?
The Eating?
The One Night of Passion Picking Up a Chick At the Bar?
I'll tell you. It was the Swiping of the Busty Asian Beauties Skin Mag!
Wipe your Hairy Palms and Put Up Your Hands, Gary! You are acting like Dean. YOU are NOT Sam! Does this mean that Dean has matured from a 12 year old to a 17 year old? Ahhh! Dean is growing up.
The Women in the Winchester Boys's Lives
Dean had a crush on the babysitter way back when. I can see why. She looks like his mother Mary.
I'm betting that John had a crush on her himself.
And what does a Winchester Babysitter serve her Now Grown Men when they come to visit and help her?
Lemonade and Cookies! Hahaha! Lemons, Sam and Dean! You boys should have known that something BAD was about to happen!
Other Mirrors
That hotel that Sam and Dean stayed in
That hotel was the same one that they stayed in for Mystery Spot.
I was looking for the Trickster and his Dog.
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