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[chatboogeyman]

I went trick-or-treating yesterday, I was dressed up as a human and I thought my costume was quite realistic albeit uncomfortable. I just do not understand the concept of genitals, us boogeymen procreate simply by licking an orifice located on the bottom of the feet of boogeywoman. Anyway, after knocking on the door of whichever house I was trick-or-treating at, the homeowners would tell me that I did not deserve a treat because I was not dressed up, and plus I was one ugly human. I responded to this accusation by removing my fake human skin and devouring them accordingly. I then would take their bowl of candy, dump it into my My Little Pony pillow case (the one good show humans have created), leave a note for their immediate family saying "I ate your mother - Love, the Boogeyman," and run off into the darkness. Although I received plenty of candy this way, the looks of disgust I received as opposed to the sheer terror I accustomed to began to get on my nerves. My new plan of action was to be myself, and I got even more candy this way because many believed I had a great costume, and put all the other neighborhood children to shame. If there were any kids around me when I received my treat, they would of course cry. After they finished sobbing I would swallow them whole and take their candy as well. I came home with a dumpster full of candy, and after eating about 50 pounds of candy I have yet to encounter a razor blade, which really disappoints me as I find them quite tasty.

So now I have a tummy ache and need a nap.