Go Pantsless While You're at it

Sep 02, 2008 15:12

Ok, so I'm feeling guilty about not working on another chapter of The Author Steps In, so I'll give you this tidbit to tide you over until I have time for TASI.

TITLE: Go Pantsless While You're at it

AUTHOR: ME!

SUMMARY: A smutty one shot. The first Constantine fic I ever wrote.

RATING: R! MANSEX!

Pants Are For Squares )

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starlord September 2 2008, 20:26:39 UTC
I can't believe it! THERE'S LIFE IN THIS COMMUNITY! *dies out of pure joy*

“One, two, three, GREEN!” The light did nothing. “One... two... three... GREEN!” Still nothing. “CHANGE YOU ASSHOLE!!!” The light promptly flashed to green and they sped off again.

The greatest spell ever.

“SORRY! JOHN'S BUSY HAVING BUTTSE-” Constantine reached over and cupped a hand over Chas' mouth which caused him to push further into him almost causing the boy to scream.

Damn you John, you should've let Chas finish his sentence!

Oh, how I love your fics. Seriously, they're like crack to me. You manage to make them both extremely hot and make me laugh so hard I actually break a few ribs. That's just such an amazing combination.

I really can't wait 'till you write more of The Author Steps In. But, because of this fic, I'm going to forgive you for not writing it in a while. But I still hope you'll continue it. I mean, imagine all the ways you could humiliate Angela by using the Note! :D And all that yummy Chastine action.. *drowns on own drool ( ... )

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auragoth September 3 2008, 02:37:30 UTC
Awww thank you so much ^w^ I feel so flattered <3 <3 <3
As soon as school lets up a little you can expect more fic-action!

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meluea March 16 2009, 00:41:02 UTC
Fast, hard and definitely hot *wipes drool.

The last line is made of absolute win :)

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