Jan 09, 2004 13:02
So I went to the mall today god help me to find a pair of jeans that
1 - fit
2 - right shade of blue
3 - VERY IMPORTANT don't have the worn look to them or look like I haven't seen a laundry mat in decades.
Well, I did find them and bought them on sale too. (pat on back) But I found out that they make ass corsets I shit you not.
While trying on, what seems like the entire mall, I found that I can wear a size 10. That is if I just walk slowly, don't sit down, or make any fast gestures. Which is exactly what someone has to do if they are wearing a corest.
Hence, the "ass corset".