Murphy's Law
Having a "grunge" day, not showering or shaving, and the boy comes over and makes you horny as hell. No sex for you for your don't want to give off the wrong idea about your bathing abilities. Or getting your hair cut and having a massive head itch right in the middle of your head but cannot scratch it for it will fuck the stylist up. I am having that moment with nail polish. Which I believe is just as bad as no sex. My reason is that right after you get the perfect coat, shine, coverage, etc. your body decides that its the best time to need to pee, head itch, something fuzzy run by you, and get sleepy all at the same time.
This is my deliemma now. I can't even masturbate which really suxs because I really want to, badly. Between playing with the webcam pictures from yesterday and finding a really cool site. (BDSM + Voyuer + Exhibition + night club .... moist ... mmm ...want...to...sorry)
But I can drive. Maybe I will run out for some coffee and a "snack". Damn it I would have to put shoes on...see murphy's law. i really want to go - no masturbate=) Kill the kittens.
This is my deliemma now. I can't even masturbate which really suxs because I really want to, badly. Between playing with the webcam pictures from yesterday and finding a really cool site. (BDSM + Voyuer + Exhibition + night club .... moist ... mmm ...want...to...sorry)
But I can drive. Maybe I will run out for some coffee and a "snack". Damn it I would have to put shoes on...see murphy's law. i really want to go - no masturbate=) Kill the kittens.