Dear Meijer,

Dec 19, 2006 21:11

No Alpha-Bits! Denied!

Seriously, WTF? I love your store. You've got EVERYTHING from apple cider to Polish cookies to furniture to budgies, yet tonight as I perused the cereal aisle, I was greatly disappointed by my favorite letter-shaped breakfast. Sure, I haven't had Alpha-Bits in years, but I know they still exist. I looked it up on the website. So why? Why don't you have them? You missed your opportunity, Meijer. I had a mega Alpha-Bits craving and you didn't satisfy it! I had to settle for Frosted Cheerios. They're just not as good. I hope you're happy.

Jayne
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