Cat: Population Control Volunteer.
Today I only had one class from 9-9:50, so I was happy to be awake and everything (no I wasn't). "Life in It's Biological Environment", which is mainly code for "I Suck at Science and Am Just Getting Credits Out Of This Class", made me think that the class was going to suck. Boy, was I wrong.
College is amazing. Whoever told me otherwise, I scrunch my nose at you. Within my first five minutes of class the professor goes "And you know, I've been through all that graduation shitSTUFF. TOTALLY STUFF." and I about died laughing. My brain was going "YUS. WELCOME BACK TO CIVILIZATION, CATHERINE." and it was amazing. She then proceeds to tell us how Shark Week is her favorite time of the year because she gets to watch people go for Darwin Awards.
"Normally you don't get a Darwin Award until after you're dead. It's basically their way of saying 'Thank you for removing your genes from the human gene pool.'"
In other news, last night me and Philip had an encounter with an AUTHORITAH FIGYAH. Apparently it looks sketchy if you're sitting in a black car in an abandoned parking lot. Maybe even more sketchy that it was just the two of us and we were totally just sitting there. Yup. Anyways, this cop approached my window, gave us a speel on why this was a no-no in an abandoned parking lot, and then proceeds to tell us a better place to "sit and talk". Philip is like "what a cool cop" and I'm just thinking "...what just happened here." Whatever.
Mmk, those are my cool stories for the day.
College is amazing. Whoever told me otherwise, I scrunch my nose at you. Within my first five minutes of class the professor goes "And you know, I've been through all that graduation shitSTUFF. TOTALLY STUFF." and I about died laughing. My brain was going "YUS. WELCOME BACK TO CIVILIZATION, CATHERINE." and it was amazing. She then proceeds to tell us how Shark Week is her favorite time of the year because she gets to watch people go for Darwin Awards.
"Normally you don't get a Darwin Award until after you're dead. It's basically their way of saying 'Thank you for removing your genes from the human gene pool.'"
In other news, last night me and Philip had an encounter with an AUTHORITAH FIGYAH. Apparently it looks sketchy if you're sitting in a black car in an abandoned parking lot. Maybe even more sketchy that it was just the two of us and we were totally just sitting there. Yup. Anyways, this cop approached my window, gave us a speel on why this was a no-no in an abandoned parking lot, and then proceeds to tell us a better place to "sit and talk". Philip is like "what a cool cop" and I'm just thinking "...what just happened here." Whatever.
Mmk, those are my cool stories for the day.