God damn freshman girls
I learned a valuable lesson today. I think I knew it before. Just because you go to college does NOT mean your educated. It does NOT entitle you to call yourself educated. In fact, chances are a majority of you in college probably don't belong there. As it turns out those people in charge of digging ditches thought you'd fuck that up too. Want an example? Let's use the window-licker I encountered today. It's 34 degrees outside. That's cold, damn cold. So what does our hollywood poisoned, pigeon brained teenie bopper do? That's right folks wears a mini skirt!!!! Yeah goosed fleshed bare legs are sexy. The only time goosed fleshed bare legs are sexy is right before they get in the shower with me. OH and it doesn't stop there. To add to the sexual appeal she wore pink plaid knee high boots. Me, I love plaid. Pink plaid on a lady is awesome. Loose to the point of creasing with every step vinyl knee high pink plaid boots combined with a mini skirt in 34 degree weather = Oh hell there isn't enough insults for this subspecies of retard.