jumping sharks...

[chasewaterhouse]

I might have to give up my Hardcore Mofo Card.

In the span of three days, I have watched this season's first episode of America's Top Model, the first episode of The Starlet and the first disc of The L Word: Season One.

Why?? Because I'm weak. And for other reasons:

• America's Top Model - vodka and Hawaiian Punch
• The Starlet - one of the girls kicked off last night was a dumber clone of a college g-f and/or beer
• L Word - those naked group billboards and/or my need to get in touch with my inner lesbian

There you go. Complete honesty. My WCCQ (Watercooler Conversation Coolness Quotient) has increasisized to enormous levels. To be brutally honest, everyone needs to start watching "The Starlet" because that show has potential to be crazier than Love Cruise, Paradise Hotel and the first season of Temptation Island combined. I think they're rerunning the first episode during the week because I missed the first half hour.

p.s. I'm serious about this "Starlet" stuff. I envision a post where everyone has seen the episode and we can just gossip and talk trash about it until 1000 comments racks up. Then I can bronze the post like baby shoes and instantly quit the game to sail away with a Styx CD and my baby's mama.