eternal sunshine of the groundhog mind...

[chasewaterhouse]

Dear Mr Groundhog

Why must you leave so soon

I had the Apprentice tivo'd

Now you'll have to wait til June

Your shadow you doth see with luck

Over that big belly o yours

Must be downin' Double Big Macs

Washin' em down with Coors

But I truly understand, I do

If you turn your back and go

The Superbowl's gonna be a blowout

And no boobies at halftime, yo

So until next February, I say

Good luck with your groundhog huns

If she's just not into you

We'll always have sticky buns.

Peace Love and Throw Pillows,

Ned Ryerson