the only dakota other than north dakota that scares me...

[chasewaterhouse]

Comments

[michaelpop]

Everyone says it's wrong, but if saying that Dakota Fanning is going to grow into a nice piece of tail that I'd like to hit one day, then I don't wanna be right.

[chasewaterhouse]

I want you to put this quote on a placard and wear it so that every girl you come into contact with sees it.

And report back to me on the results.

[michaelpop]

Oh, I see what you're saying.

There's a happy medium between sexual flexability and outright skeezeball, and gosh darnit, I'm going to find it if it takes me the rest of my life. Or go to prison trying.

[outro_with_bees]

My boyfriend agrees, actually.

I find that gross, but glad to know he's not the only one!

[yankees133]

Now there's a t-shirt that's just screaming to be made.

[digame]

Submit that to tshirthell.com, they'd love it!