HP 12-Character Meme
(God, Moon, why don't you ever write anything meaningful? Um, well. Katrina sucks and the news is morbidly fascinating. And it's rather consuming and I'd rather do a fun game instead.)
Pilfered from...someone. Make a list of 12 HP characters. Don't you dare look at the questions, or under the cut, until you have.
1. Albus Dumbledore
2. Dolores Umbridge
3. Peter Pettigrew
4. Severus Snape
5. Mrs. Norris
6. Voldemort
7. Mad-Eye Moody
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Remus Lupin
10. Harry Potter
11. Lucius Malfoy
12. Horace Slughorn
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Voldemort/Lucius. Yeah dude. (Lucius/Tom was actually one of my first ships, based on Dark Cyradis's awesome fanart.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Severus? Very much in personality, in looks I hope not. (I like prominent noses, though. *pets*)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh goodness, Slughorn impregnating Draco? Lucius would pound down the walls of Azkaban unaided to get his hands on that bastard. But Draco so totally liked it.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Mm, fics about Lupin I've not recced before. shoebox_project is always worth a read when you'd just like a good half hour of MWPP. (Go read Xmas...76? The first one if there's more. Remus and Severus coerced into kissing by an antagonistic mistletoe. Woot.) But everyone in the world should be aware of its existence anyway. I was looking through my links, though,and I've not got any good recent Remus fics. What's up with that.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Dolores and Voldemort. :-D :-D :-D She'd probably irritate the hell out of my sexy smooth Dark Lord. Plus the whole Ministry vs. Bad Guys thing.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Is Mrs. Norris better-suited for Remus or Harry? :-D I think...Harry. Cats and dogs, you know. Harry only wants to give her a good kick, and maybe Mrs. Norris likes it rough.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Moody walked in on Umbridge and Slughorn having sex. (My, we've got all the lookers in one question!) Well, he wouldn't, because he'd be able to see them through the door. So he could make a more discreet escape and vomit quietly elsewhere.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Peter/Harry. Pettigrew is only loyal to Voldemort as long as he was stronger than Peter. With Voldemort's demise Peter repented and begged Harry to forgive him. Harry might....on one big condition.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Dumbledore/Draco fluff. Jesus God I hope not. :-p
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Moody/Slughorn. Not All Wounds Can Be Healed.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Snape deflowering Albus. *blink* Snape drops a Time-Turner and it shatters, sending him back to a random point (and age) in time. He is now seventeen again, and luckily, the "random" point is only the mid-1800s, when Albus Dumbledore was a seventh-year at Hogwarts. Severus poses as a transfer student while working with Dumbledore to undo his mistake.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Moody slash. Moody...slash. *contemplates*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nobody wants to hook Peter up with anybody. :-(
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lucius? Oh, absolutely. Although not so enthusiastically now that he's playing a Dementor's bitch at Azkaban.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Umbridge/Severus/Mrs. Norris. If they would, I'll pass, thanks. XD
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Harry: "Oh god, oh god fuck me harder, Professor, harder!"
("Harder, sir, Potter.")
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I can do angsty!fanon!Draco with Boulevard of Broken Dreams. XD And then I'd go and commit ritual suicide for stooping that low. Otherwise, hm. I don't have any insecure too-big-for-his-britches ferret songs. They're probably only sold in the cool kids' indie stores.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Albus/Voldemort/Slughorn. Warnings: chan, first-time, double penetration, bondage, established relationship ADHS, foodsmut. (Must look up the logistics of rimming with a sherbet lemon in your partner's anus. Hm.)
Alternatively, warning: plagiarized. But I recced that awhile ago. But it was so perfect that this came up. :-D
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Umbridge to Harry: I bet you liked my detentions, you kinky bitch. :-D
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Mrs. Norris? Quite actually, never. :-p
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Voldemort with bondage/bloodplay/necrophilia are kind of meh by this point. (This is how jaded fandom makes you, that necrophilia is "meh".) Voldemort's into bukkake. You might've missed this chapter in the graveyard scene, but the Death Eaters form a circle around him and jack off. The Dark Lord's a cumwhore, really.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lucius shagging Remus? Drunk or so demoralized/insane by Azkaban that he wouldn't care that he's shagging a half-breed. Which is a shame, because Remus really is a good shag.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Moody/Peter, it's totally Moody. Peter would be simpering and sobbing beneath him because Moody is both an ex-Auror who will kick his ass, and kinda creepy.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Albus/Remus until Remus runs off with Severus (Yay!). Albus has a hot one-night stand with Lucius and a brief and unhappy affair with Slughorn. Finally he heeds Mrs. Norris's sage advice and runs off with Peter Pettigrew. If anyone could write this you are a deity. Mwah.
Pilfered from...someone. Make a list of 12 HP characters. Don't you dare look at the questions, or under the cut, until you have.
1. Albus Dumbledore
2. Dolores Umbridge
3. Peter Pettigrew
4. Severus Snape
5. Mrs. Norris
6. Voldemort
7. Mad-Eye Moody
8. Draco Malfoy
9. Remus Lupin
10. Harry Potter
11. Lucius Malfoy
12. Horace Slughorn
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Voldemort/Lucius. Yeah dude. (Lucius/Tom was actually one of my first ships, based on Dark Cyradis's awesome fanart.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Severus? Very much in personality, in looks I hope not. (I like prominent noses, though. *pets*)
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Oh goodness, Slughorn impregnating Draco? Lucius would pound down the walls of Azkaban unaided to get his hands on that bastard. But Draco so totally liked it.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Mm, fics about Lupin I've not recced before. shoebox_project is always worth a read when you'd just like a good half hour of MWPP. (Go read Xmas...76? The first one if there's more. Remus and Severus coerced into kissing by an antagonistic mistletoe. Woot.) But everyone in the world should be aware of its existence anyway. I was looking through my links, though,and I've not got any good recent Remus fics. What's up with that.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Dolores and Voldemort. :-D :-D :-D She'd probably irritate the hell out of my sexy smooth Dark Lord. Plus the whole Ministry vs. Bad Guys thing.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Is Mrs. Norris better-suited for Remus or Harry? :-D I think...Harry. Cats and dogs, you know. Harry only wants to give her a good kick, and maybe Mrs. Norris likes it rough.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Moody walked in on Umbridge and Slughorn having sex. (My, we've got all the lookers in one question!) Well, he wouldn't, because he'd be able to see them through the door. So he could make a more discreet escape and vomit quietly elsewhere.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Peter/Harry. Pettigrew is only loyal to Voldemort as long as he was stronger than Peter. With Voldemort's demise Peter repented and begged Harry to forgive him. Harry might....on one big condition.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Dumbledore/Draco fluff. Jesus God I hope not. :-p
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Moody/Slughorn. Not All Wounds Can Be Healed.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Snape deflowering Albus. *blink* Snape drops a Time-Turner and it shatters, sending him back to a random point (and age) in time. He is now seventeen again, and luckily, the "random" point is only the mid-1800s, when Albus Dumbledore was a seventh-year at Hogwarts. Severus poses as a transfer student while working with Dumbledore to undo his mistake.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Moody slash. Moody...slash. *contemplates*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Nobody wants to hook Peter up with anybody. :-(
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Lucius? Oh, absolutely. Although not so enthusiastically now that he's playing a Dementor's bitch at Azkaban.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Umbridge/Severus/Mrs. Norris. If they would, I'll pass, thanks. XD
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Harry: "Oh god, oh god fuck me harder, Professor, harder!"
("Harder, sir, Potter.")
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
I can do angsty!fanon!Draco with Boulevard of Broken Dreams. XD And then I'd go and commit ritual suicide for stooping that low. Otherwise, hm. I don't have any insecure too-big-for-his-britches ferret songs. They're probably only sold in the cool kids' indie stores.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Albus/Voldemort/Slughorn. Warnings: chan, first-time, double penetration, bondage, established relationship ADHS, foodsmut. (Must look up the logistics of rimming with a sherbet lemon in your partner's anus. Hm.)
Alternatively, warning: plagiarized. But I recced that awhile ago. But it was so perfect that this came up. :-D
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Umbridge to Harry: I bet you liked my detentions, you kinky bitch. :-D
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Mrs. Norris? Quite actually, never. :-p
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Voldemort with bondage/bloodplay/necrophilia are kind of meh by this point. (This is how jaded fandom makes you, that necrophilia is "meh".) Voldemort's into bukkake. You might've missed this chapter in the graveyard scene, but the Death Eaters form a circle around him and jack off. The Dark Lord's a cumwhore, really.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Lucius shagging Remus? Drunk or so demoralized/insane by Azkaban that he wouldn't care that he's shagging a half-breed. Which is a shame, because Remus really is a good shag.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Moody/Peter, it's totally Moody. Peter would be simpering and sobbing beneath him because Moody is both an ex-Auror who will kick his ass, and kinda creepy.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Albus/Remus until Remus runs off with Severus (Yay!). Albus has a hot one-night stand with Lucius and a brief and unhappy affair with Slughorn. Finally he heeds Mrs. Norris's sage advice and runs off with Peter Pettigrew. If anyone could write this you are a deity. Mwah.