Sep 05, 2010 19:01
[The PCD is on the ground, but the only thing in view is a broomstick, broken in half. A pair of glasses, just as broken, are next to them. However, our valiant hero is nowhere in sight and for a moment, this appears to be the beginning of a joke.
Except it isn't and that is definitely the sound of a cough from just behind the PCD. A hand grips the device and presses it into the grass, but you can still hear James' muffled voice as he wheezes out the following.]
I've never fallen off a broom in my life... what in the hell was that? -- owww...
damn my poor vision,
laugh at me and get cursed,
being forced to do this is not fun,
what the hell is going on,
the animus are at it again,
cremate me if i die,
hooray i can fly!,
!event: accident prone,
fuck his life,
this is humiliating,
quidditch fiend