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[chaser_kb]

THIS is the life. Oh yes

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[scottishandsexy]

And Katie... I know this is completely off-topic and everything but are you still with the old tosser Davies? Just curious.

[chaser_kb]

You're asking? Why are you asking? Oh. Yes. Er - I mean no. I'm not. Found him snogging another girl in an after party two weeks before. Wanted to punch the git in the face, but I didn't want to end up in the next gossip column of Witch Weekly.

[chaser_kb]

And please, please, please do not even think about doing something stupid. I'm fine with the whole thing. Really. Actually no, I'm not, but that's not the point I didn't say I did not want to end up in Witch Weekly for nothing.

[scottishandsexy]

I knew it. DIDN'T I TELL YOU? That maggot is going to screw you over. I'm not at all shocked. In a way, I'm actually relieved that it's finished between you two.

And put your worries aside. I won't give that pathetic piece of moose dung the satisfaction.

[chaser_kb]

Alright, alright. Go all "I told you so" on me. Sorry I wanted a distraction. Something so that I wouldn't think about you and how you're with someone else. Really, Oliver. I know - I was a complete and utter idiot for being with him.

And good. We don't want the press to have a field trip.

I really need to drink something stronger than Butterbeer right now.

[scottishandsexy]

Oh I would love to go all "I told you so" on you, complete with the sing-song tone and tongue-wagging and everything, but that would be rather immature, don’t you think? Just kidding, Kates. I’m glad you’re not dating that loser anymore. I really don't know how to respond with what you said, but know that whatever happened in the past is in the past, and I'm not going to be that same screwball.

Yes. I wouldn’t want any more implications of my persona in the weekly blind items, thanks. Merlin knows how much I detest tabloid fodder.

Can I interest you in some Red Bull?