Mar 08, 2008 18:38
Why one should never write a note in a bad mood:
Note to Rogue (which never gets sent)...
Hey babe,
So... I was just kind of thinking about you. Okay, so I was outright thinking about you because no one can really kind of think about something, can they? You either are or you aren't. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I think your job sucks. You shouldn't be out there running around saving worlds or whatever. Especially not now. DEFINITELY not now. And I was thinking we could maybe go for dinner again, but we can't, can we? Because I'm here, and you're somewhere fucking else NOT here.
Did I mention you weren't here? You're away with wolf people that sniff things and blue German demons and ex boyfriends who play with ice cubes. And I'm here playing with myself. I think you should come back. I really think you should come back. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about the baby. If you were here, I could be licking chocolate sauce off you, but you're running around in leather in some country that doesn't appreciate leather and I'm lying here in my jocks contemplating fiddling with my own bits. That's not fun.
And you know what? I think that
Oh bugger it.
Chase screws up the note and throws it into the trash can to go find some ice cream to eat.
Muse | Dr Robert Chase
Fandom | House, M.D.
[with] justalilcontact,
[ship] chase/rogue,
[storyline] pregnancy