Yeah... good luck with that. Those House writer's have been screwing you over for awhile now. I don't think that's going to change. They're bastards like that.
I became a bitch's bitch. I'm highly put-out. They could at least give me an arse shot, or, I dunno, make me an alcoholic. The Chameron fans think I'm awesome because they think Cameron is awesome. The Hameron fans hate me because I'm keeping Cameron from House. The Huddy fans love me because I'm keeping Cameron from House. The Hilson fans are just in a haze of 'Can Wilson suck House's willy now plz?'
When do I get MY moment?! I don't feel special anymore!
You were always my favorite duckling if it makes you feel any better. Even with what the writers have done to you, I like you better than Foreman and Cameron. Of course, it's not hard to hate Cameron. You need a good plot line though before they completely flatten your character.
I get to kill someone, but inevitably it's going to turn into Cameron getting on her own euthenasing arse high horse, I'll feel guilty, she'll cry because my killing someone will be less moralistic than hers so I come out the arsehole, and then it will all be fake hearts and roses again because our marriage will miraculously become much stronger because of it, both being manslaughterers. She'll probably want to save the deceased patient's sperm because she likes frozen better than hot off the press.
If that doesn't make me become an alcoholic, nothing will. I might be forced to go lick a strawberry.
Didn't she euthanize that cancer doctor? Oh yeah, forgot she's a very big hypocrite about everything. If you think about how marriages are protrayed on House, you might just get that divorce though it'll take a few years of lies and deceit first.
If you do, make it a strawberry off a hooker's ass. Go big.
Yes, but I'm not supposed to know about that. So when she pulls the high and mighty card, I have to automatically feel bad because my own medical beliefs went out the window in favour of hers when I married her. That's how all Cameron's relationships have to work, see. I really need to get my deceitful finger out of my butt. I could always sleep with Wilson.
Exactly! I so should have strayed at my bachelor party and not just licked her belly. I should have done her right there on the table. Cameron would never have married me then. Mind, I could still be dead from anaphylactic shock, but meh. Better than a pussy-whipped marriage.
Maybe you'll get lucky and House will tell you. He likes screwing around with marriages and hates hypocrisy. After all that therapy though, who knows? Wilson could probably use the sex. I say go for it.
Go one step better. Eat the strawberry from between the butt cheeks of a really hot male hooker and take pictures.
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When do I get MY moment?! I don't feel special anymore!
/drama queen moment
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If that doesn't make me become an alcoholic, nothing will. I might be forced to go lick a strawberry.
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If you do, make it a strawberry off a hooker's ass. Go big.
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Exactly! I so should have strayed at my bachelor party and not just licked her belly. I should have done her right there on the table. Cameron would never have married me then. Mind, I could still be dead from anaphylactic shock, but meh. Better than a pussy-whipped marriage.
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Go one step better. Eat the strawberry from between the butt cheeks of a really hot male hooker and take pictures.
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