chasemd's voicemail

[chasemd]

"This is Dr Robert Chase. I'm not available to take your call right now, but if you would like to leave a message, I'll get in touch as soon as I can."

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Comments

[reuben_sandwich]

"Testicles, testicles, one-two-three."

[chasemd]

You're only supposed to have two testicles, House.

[reuben_sandwich]

The third one's for good luck. Like a four-leaved clover.

[chasemd]

Where do you keep it? In your pocket? Do you get three wishes if you rub it?

[reuben_sandwich]

If I give myself a long enough refractory period, I can get multiple wishes.

[chasemd]

Yet it was the token black religious guy who got Cuddy's panties... hmm...

Better keep rubbing, House. Try swapping hands.

[reuben_sandwich]

You don't know what other shenanigans I might've been up to. Particularly when it comes to Cuddy's panties.

Pity I'm not ambidextrous.

[chasemd]

You wanted them for yourself, didn't you? Red really is your colour.

[reuben_sandwich]

That's very fashion-conscious of you, Dr. Chase.

[chasemd]

Isn't it just? I could be walking around with a matching pink thong under my scrubs.

[reuben_sandwich]

Matching? With what? Better yet, do I even want to know?

[chasemd]

Probably not. I'm a much bigger fan of commando, anyway.

[reuben_sandwich]

Wow. Talk about leaving little to the imagination.

[chasemd]

Call me generous. I like to share.

[reuben_sandwich]

Christmas was two weeks ago.

[chasemd]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.