makeyourlist | 78.2. Nightly activities

[chasemd]

78.2. Make a list of things you do in the middle of the night

Probably depends on what night, really...

- Sleep
- Roll over
- Fart
- Dream
- Raid the fridge
- Wank
- Have sex
- Work
- Get drunk
- Border on a hangover
- Take a wiz if it can't wait til morning
- Snuggle
- Talk (though, I vehemently deny anything I say in my sleep)

Comments

[justalilcontact]

Can't vehemently deny when ya share a bed with someone that knows exactly what ya say in your sleep.

[chasemd]

I plead the Fifth.

[justalilcontact]

Ya don't even know what ya were sayin'.

[chasemd]

I know, but just to be on the safe side.

[justalilcontact]

Pity... I definitely enjoyed last night. Very satisfyin'.

[chasemd]

Satisfying?

[justalilcontact]

Mmhmm. Extremely satisfyin'. You really can talk dirty when ya want.

[chasemd]

You're just trying to make me feel better.

[justalilcontact]

Are you callin' the mother of your child a liar?

[chasemd]

Just an elaborate sugar-coater.

[justalilcontact]

Because I love you.

[chasemd]

I know you do and its reasons like that that I love you right back.

[justalilcontact]

I kinda think the fact you can love me for lyin' about you dirty talkin' in your sleep and me gettin' off on it is pretty cool. You feelin' any better?

[chasemd]

I so would have bought it if my last full thought before bed wasn't "Oh god, Cheerios don't look so good on rewind". I just hurt all over, but it could be worse.

[justalilcontact]

You did eat nearly the whole box, sugar. Is there anythin' I can do?