Sep 19, 2008 12:33
3.5.3. TEN pick-up lines
1. I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
2. Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
3. You know what would look great on you? Me.
4. Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
5. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!
6. There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
7. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
8. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
9. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
10. You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway.
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